Sexuality Happens

I’m B-O-R-E-D and my kidneys hurt, and I’m being wistful. I got this from Sarah Katherine Lewis who is the author of Indecent which is one of my favorite books, and she’s coming out with another book soon.

Holiday givng-type meme: I’m all for it. Here’s the cut and paste:

Step One
- Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered…whatever you’re comfortable with) to your LJ or Myspace (or sex blog if your name is Essin’ Em). The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
- If you wish for real possible things, make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it’s your address or just an email address at which you can be contacted by potential wish-grantors, real or imaginary.
- Also, make sure you post some version of these guidelines in your post, or link to this post (it’ll be public) so that the holiday joy will spread.

Step Two
- Surf around your friends list (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list.
- If you see a wish you can grant, and it’s in your heart to do so, make someone’s wish come true. Sometimes someone’s trash is another’s treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don’t want or a gift certificate you won’t use–or even know where you could get someone’s dream purebred Basset Hound for free–do it.

You needn’t spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn’t to put people out, it’s to provide everyone a chance to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not–it’s your call.

There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just…wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you’ll have the joy of knowing you made someone’s holiday special.

Wishlist If you happen to want to send me any of this gifts, please email me at EssinEm at gmail dot com

1. A pretty corset with real boning that fits my boobies and holds them in and up and is pretty and shiny and oh so awesome…I’m like a size 16/18, with 38/40DD breasts

2. A day trip with some one to New York City to see the lights and Madison Square Garden and the train and all the everything that is going on. We could take the train or the China Town Bus…I’m free the 23rd…or other dates

3. Satin queen sized sheets and pillow cases, preferably red, black or burgundy, but blues, purples, greens, any color would do. NOT PINK. Any color but pink.

4. Someone to come in and organize my living room for me. It looks like a cyclone hit it, and goodness knows I’m a messy person. Eep. I try, I do, and it’s not dirty, just messy, but oy.

5. Something fun to do on Christmas…I have the day off, and no one to spend it with and nothing to do, because I’m Jewish.

6. A dresser or chest of drawers that is way more stable and hefty that the piece of shit I have from Ikea that wobbles when Kinsey jumps on it. Light-ish wood or semi modern looking would be awesome, but I’d take about anything in pretty good condition just about now. It needs to be in the Philly area, and fit either in a car, or have some way of getting it to me. I might be able to pay my friend with an SUV to bring it to me, but it’s a small ish SUV, so it can’t be HUGE. I really need somewhere sturdy to store my clothes though.

7. A slightly bigger TV. It doesn’t need to be huge, but mine is like 15″ big, and is a hold over from college. I don’t want anything spiffy, but if you recently upgraded, I’d love your old TV. Edit: I measured. The screen itself is 8″ tall. Apparently, I have no sense of size. Good thing I always say size doesn’t matter, because I would lose at life it it did!

8. Interesting sci-fi, mystery, and fantasy books to read…I like Tamora Pierce, Patrica C Wrede, Orson Scott Card, Agatha Christie, so those types of things.

9. A massage/discount for a massage/something towards a massage. I’d almost kill for one of these.

10. An interesting necklace; my conversation piece necklace from Prague broke two years back, and my chain maile necklace got lost in the move, so I’m looking for a cool necklace to wear that is large but not gaudy, and is eye catching. Used is totally ok, I’m all about passing it on.

I can help out with discounts on sex toys; email me if they’re on your wishlist. I’ll give anyone that emails me 15% off your order from EdenFantasys.com (which has free shipping). And if you post your lists, I’ll see if I can help you out wish your lists!