Honey, I have a headache…
Thought of the day;
Are you ever kind of sorta maybe a little horny, enough to get out your toys (and you know I mean the big guns like the Hitachi Magic Wand or the Ideal by Natural Contours) and you lie in bed (or wherever it is that you personally like to self-pleasure)…you turn the toy on…
And you realize that you’re just too tired.
Does this happen to anyone else?
I mean, you’re horny enough to want to get some. You’ve convinced yourself that you do in fact want some…enough to rummage through the drawers, plug something in (or unplug the Ideal, which is rechargeable. Are you noticing a theme? I like earth friendly “Weapons Grade” sex toys, as AAG so kindly puts it), and maybe even shove something delectable into your cunt. You turn it on, you push whatever it is in and out and then you realize, meh. It’s just not worth it. You’d rather
a) go check your email/read through your blog roll
b) actually eat some dinner
c) roll over and go to bed
d) take this time to watch the netflix of _____ that has been gathering dust
e) work on some [home]work which is due in the near future
It’s just so blah. You don’t quite feel like pressuring yourself into having sex with yourself; it doesn’t seem really right. It’s not like you don’t have consent; you do, you did get out the damn toys in the first place. But now that they are in and on you and powered up, it just isn’t really worth it.
DOES ANYONE ELSE EVER HAVE THIS HAPPEN OR AM I THE ONLY CRAZY ONE OUT THERE?!?!?!
I mean, if there was another person involved, this would totally be a bad sitcom, and I’d be the lame wife or the overworked husband (and maybe I’m just lame and overworked?) but come on, I can’t be alone in this. Some weeks I masturbate to several orgasms every day, and some weeks I am just so blah…I feel like I’m molesting myself if I go any further. I just need to say “Honey, I have a headache” and move on with my life.
But then when I really do have a headache, I realize I’ve been lying to myself this whole time (ok, not really).
Seriously though, anyone? Bueller? Is anyone else ever too tired for sex for sex with themselves?
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Mostly while intoxicated =(
-bf
I definitely have done that. Sometimes, I know that I won’t be able to sleep until I get myself off, so I just go ahead and do it anyway because I know I’ll be up until I do. My mind doesn’t always appreciate my body.
I fell asleep watching a porn yesterday – way past my bedtime. I only woke up at the end. Hah! I fall asleep getting it on with myself all the time, though! It makes me sleepy when it’s just me.
Yeah, I do that. It sux. :)
Keeping in mind that in general I have less active of a libido than you…
This happens a lot more often than I’d like, honestly. And it totally pisses me off when it does.
I used to fear that I’d psychologically killed my sex drive permanently at some point during my adolescence because of various reasons…then I realized that such thoughts were pretty much crap, and that I just needed to have a lot more sex with myself (well, and other people).
That and I got a bonus check and can finally afford a decent vibrator now! Thank various deities!
w00t! I am not alone. Thanks for the support via comments :)
w00t! I am not alone. Thanks for the support via comments :)