Horny Housewives are feminists too!
For one halloween party (I went to two, more picture soon) for which I had no warning, I through on my PJs, ran to the dollar store for a bandana, bobby pins and a tape measure, grabbed a flogger out of my car, and went as a horny house wife (ps, please note a – two sets of hands are on my breasts and b – I am 100% sober, and am loving it). Voila…happy half nekkid thursday!
Which leads me to a discussion of this demographic which is oft left behind, save for that I like to call “fuck-er-ware” parties (the sex toy parties where someone comes into a house with a booklet, and people order a variety of toys…most of which are made of jelly, and may or may not pickle your insides).
Why is no one offering more than just blow job basics and sex toy parties to these women? Why is it that you must be college educated (in most circumstances) to be sex educated as well?
My friend and I think that’s utter bullshit. We’ll starting a Girls Night In kind of business to hopefully appeal to this demographic, and we want to talk about good sex, about pleasure oriented sex vs. goal oriented sex, about sex vs. gender, and maybe though in some kink 101. Yes, it’s still sex centric, but it’s not going to be about selling sex toys to some women who may or may not have ever found their clits. It’s going to be talking to them about sex like they are smart people too…WHICH THEY ARE, making the basic assumption that they can understand sex, just like everyone else. And if we throw in some Cosmos (the drink, not the magazine) too while we’re at it, then so be it.
Sex for the masses; I’m a sexual communist. And this is the beginnings of my sexual manifesto; housewives and whores get just as much theory and sexual knowledge as people in the colleges.
Back to work. I’m part of the proletariat.
Essin’ Em
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The Toronto Sex show was all about this,
happy Horny Halloween HNT!
Riot! HHNT!
Well… being a Capitalist Libertarian Housewife with Hippie tendencies, wait, I forgot what I was going to say!
HHNT!!
OMG I *LOVE* That picture!!! Awesome.
happyHNT!
Feminists can be anything they want to be – that’s the whole point isn’t it? Happy Halloween HNT.
LOL!! I like the way you think!
Let me know when the cosmos are ready ;)
Prole power!
But seriously, I feel inspired by your vision. If you really do ever decide to start such a business, I would be very very interested in being your representative in my area. Pleasure oriented versus goal oriented would be SUCH a valuable lesson to teach… And such a good twist on your classic cheap toy “pleasure party” stuff.
count me in! that sounds right up my alley (heh!) and why are you so far away?? I want to get involved!