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Holy hitachi batman!

Ok. I haven’t gotten to see this videos – my computer for some reason won’t play anything on youtube. They may be horrible. They may be hilarious. I remember making them the same day as the holiday party…and yes, is was pre- Lili Desi’s foray with the EggNog (yes, she ACTUALLY spoke to the eggnog, I kid you not). All I know is that my entire life, the attachment for the wand (the blue one) has looked like Gonzo’s nose to me, hence the inspiration for the entire v-blog.

So here’s part one, where I am essentially scarred for life when she so viciously rips apart the Hitachi, who never even sees it coming. Luckily, she’s able to put it back together. I have a weak stomach, and have never been able to stand seeing my sex toy’s guts.

And now, part two, where Gonzo appears to give some head. I mean, to be a head, a head for the Hitachi. You know what I mean. And when I say Hitachi, I mean Ideal, because really; a weapons grade RECHARGABLE vibrator? Does it get any better than that?

I leave in a few hours to visit my hometown of Denver, (well, Lakewood to be more specific), Colorado, and I’m not sure how often I’ll be online there…but I know it will be lovely. So if I’m not on quite as much, you’ll have to forgive me!

In advance, a happy new year to every one, and safe travels if you’re taking them.

Essin’ Em

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  1. Curvaceous Dee December 28th, 2007 6:56 pm

    1: Hooray for being left-handed :)

    2: Hooray for your neat buttock-stands (I was thinking ‘those look familiar,’ then I realised you use them to take pics of the harnesses for the EdenFantasys.com site).

    3: I’ve never actually seen a Hitachi before… so that was extra-uber-interesting. I don’t know if they’re gettable in NZ. Certainly haven’t seen them in the shops or in anyone’s toy bag. I really want to know what they feel like now!

    xx Dee

  2. Glimmer Man December 29th, 2007 11:38 am

    Hey there Essin’ Em!

    Just watched your videos on the Hitachi heads and enjoyed it. It linked to another video about traveling with toys.

    Quick note that beginning in January 2008, rules have changed for lithium rechargeable batteries.

    http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/assistant/batteries.shtm

    “Effective January 1, 2008, spare lithium batteries – extra batteries not installed on devices – will no longer be allowed in checked baggage. Spare lithium batteries may be packed in carry-on baggage and lithium batteries installed in a device may be packed in either checked or carry-on, as long as the battery is installed in the device.”

    Just thought you might want to know and update that video with a post log or something. :)

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