Sexuality Happens

Oh. My. God.

So we all know that I have far far far too many toys. Like way too many. I have purged the icky jelly toys that have caused my night stand and other toys storage places to smell. I have done my very best to stop buying toys I know I won’t use - I try to buy erotica and books for class and such instead. I’m TRYING. But somehow…knowing me, I end up with all these wonderful toys that I love and just cannot part with. And they take up space. Especially GOOD sex toys. The GiGi (which is AWESOME) is rechargable, and comes in a nice box. James donated his Womolia to me - another rechargable toy. I love the Ideal and you guessed it - rechargable. All the rechargeable toys have AC adapters to go with them. Then I have the Pure Wand, which again, comes in it’s own beautiful box. And I have 3 Hitachi Magic Wands (one for home, one for travel, one in case one breaks), only one of which needs to stay in my nightstand. Then, I have this magical controller for my magic wands…

And of course, who can forget the infamous speculum.

And there are floggers, and wrist restraints. And Under the Bed Restraints. And lube and condoms. And Raquel, Mistress , Goddess and Niagara, who, being silicone dildos, can’t touch each other, or else they will melt.

I have too many freaking toys.

Luckily for me, a few months ago, EdenFantasys.com let me review the Adult Toy Chest. Finally, a place to put all my stuff. Between the case and the night table, I was doing ok. I had my boxes of rechargeable toys on the shelves, and a few things out here and there, but I was ok. But then I got more and more toys, and needed those shelves where those boxes of toys sat, and then Vibe Review started sending me toys too. What was a poor sex obsessed, toy crazed, nymphomaniac of sorts to do?

Well, I contacted the company that made the Adult Toy Chest, to see if they had anything bigger, stronger, better, bolder…you know the spiel. Again, I was in luck. For Your Nymphomation, the company that makes these awesome sex toy cases, had just designed the BIGGEST EVER sex toy case on the market; the rolling toy trunk. It was a sex toy SUITCASE.

It was perfect.

It was still in the design stages, but I placed my order. I HAD to have this baby. I needed it. A one stop shop for all my sex toys? I was ready to wait for it.

I almost had forgotten about it when the UPS guy showed up on my door step (ok, the lobby to my apt building) with a giant 25 lb package. I couldn’t figure out what it was until I saw “FYN - Luggage Trolley” on the side. My sex toy luggage was here!

I lugged it down the stairs, wrestled it out of the box, and then! Voila! My newest pride and joy was here. Kinsey, my black cat, loved the box, and immediately started attacking Athena from his new fortress - see, it’s fun for the whole family!

The trunk was amazing. It was about the size of an average rolling suitcase, which was much bigger than I had imagined (silly, I know, but hey, who expects sex toy luggage to be as big as real luggage?), which means it can double for trips in a pinch (I am going to Dinah Shore in April!), and had a lovely glow in the dark luggage tag. The wheels were great - rather than being one dimensional, they made the luggage spin in a circle if needed (which was great, since the trunk stayed in my kitchen for a few days).

Inside, the wonderment continued. Bags, pouches, velcro hooks, and more. Something for everything and plenty o’ space. The only complaint I have is that there were all this room on the inside of the flap, and all this velcro to move the bags around, but so few actual bags - I wish it had come with a few more for storage and variety of sizing, etc…but hey, it’s hard to complain. As far as the rest of the inside, it had a page that was removable with more bells and whistles (storage options), and on the site, you can buy more pages, or substitute for boxes, or just take everything out and use it as regular luggage. It holds so freaking much…you could fill it with a bunch of toys, and shove in some lingerie, maybe a corset, a pair of fuck me boots, and maybe a sex slave while you’re at it? And the best part? IT LOOKS LIKE LUGGAGE SO I DON’T LOOK LIKE A TOTAL FREAK (anymore so than I already do).

Here’s a picture of the outside, to give you an idea of what it looks like hanging around:

Ooooh, ahhhh, how does she do it?

Anyways, so far, I’m incredibly happy with it. I suppose it’s really meant for people like pro dommes/doms who travel with their toys, porn stars, etc…people who have to hop on planes and trains, or who have dungeons and what not, and need to keep their toys in accessible places and have the need to travel. Well, you know what? I’m a relatively ordinary person, and I have a fuck ton of sex toys too. And so you know what else? I think this sex toy rolling trunk of imminent awesomeness is ALSO for people like me. I whole heartily give it 5 stars for design, idea, quality, usefulness, and just general greatness.

Want to get the rolling toy trunk? Click here to check it out

Don’t need something so huge, but like the concept? Or maybe you just want a condom caddy, a dominatrix purse, a present for a bridal shower, etc? Click here to check out the For Your Nymphomation Website

Essin’ Em