Sexuality Happens

So Shazam and I are back in action (as always), to bring you the best of the double ended dildos. From the old school “sticks” or “jelly double dongs” (ps, I HATE the word dong), you can see use demo (with clothes on!) the variety of the double ended dildos, and discuss how they can be used by people of all genders, sexes and orientations. And oh yeah, at the end, I turn one of the death sticks into a javelin…plus, we’re just funny.

So watch us!

-Essin’ Em

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This is by Michael Barone. He’s doing this super awesome photo project called the Red Chair Project. He’s working to get 100 different people to pose, all with the same red chair, all nude. It goes to show that once all the outside elements (race, gender, socio-economic class, jobs, clothes, etc) get taken away, we are all people. I LOVE the idea of this project…I love social commentary photography in general (I totally just typed GENDERal…hehehe).

Anyways, I was number 44 (a magic number, btw), so he’s still looking for more than 50 people to pose. You must be over 18 (duh), and able to get to Perkasie, PA. Otherwise, nothing else matters…you can be from any background, full of any identities, etc. If you’re interested in participating, email him at info@baronephotography.com. He’s super nice, very respectful, and interesting to talk to (you don’t have to have any modeling experience – you just chat with him while he takes photos). I totally vouch for him.

If you pose, you get a copy of the picture he chooses for his exhibit (all in black and white, except the chair is hand done in red), and he sends you an 8 X 10 print of the photo as well. The shoot takes about 20 minutes, although I wound up chatting with him a lot more about sexuality in general.

So yeah, that’s me. Stripped of everything (except my glasses). And I’m a person, just like everyone else. Also, something cool to point out, my hair matched the color of the chair…PERFECTLY. I love my life.

Happy Half Nakkid Thursday!

Essin’ Em

So my new partner in crime, Shazam, and I have decided to try out some of the gag gifts here at Eden, to see if they were worth buying for your next celebration. As to be expected, some were, and some weren’t. Here’s the 411 (oh yeah, I try to put her in a full body condom. Laugh long, laugh hard).

Essin’ Em

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Ok, so I know it’s another mostly white on white picture. Sorry, that’s how Eden rolls.

But that aside, um, hello, it’s a freaking UNICORN HORN. Further more, it’s a unicorn horn that is meant to go in your vagina (or anus).

Does life get any better than this? I think not!

Seriously people, you can make all your “My Little Pony” and “The Last Unicorn” fantasies come true…it brings a whole new meaning to the song “Ride the Pony.”

This dildo is very pretty; it’s colored in this pearlescentness (shut up, I just made it a word, ok?) that is absolutely stunning, and I’d have no qualms letting it hang around my living room as an object d’art…after I sterilized it of course. And this is an easy step, since it’s 100% medical grade silicone.

My one beef (cow beef, not horse flesh) with it is that it’s straight. Now, this is indeed how real unicorn horns are (and we all know unicorns ARE in fact real), but as far as stimulating my g-spot – not so much.

However, as you may remember from my halloween V-blog, horn shaped toys make excellent headdresses when combined with a harness (or I suppose you could just hold it up to your head), and it’s also fun to gallop at your guests with a horn protruding from your pudendal region.

Overall, I had a blast with this toy…and while it wasn’t the best I’ve ever had for stimulation, the fun factor helps it on up to 5 stars!

Read my entire review at EdenFantasys.com

Essin’ Em

I got a letter in my inbox…

“I really like your blog. I think you’d actually be really pretty if you lost a little weight.

Why are all the sexually adventurous girls such fatties?

PS This isn’t to be offensive.”

I’d like to address this.

I DO find this offensive. It has taken me years and years to get to the point I’ve been the last year or two. I am completely ok with my weight. No, seriously. I mean sure, if I lost 10 pounds, I’d be ok with that too…but I’d also be ok if I gained 10 pounds. I still have the same brain in my head, the same feelings in my heart, the same size feet, the same bone structure, the same crazy hair. I’m still me, regardless of my weight.

We live in a size-ist culture. Do we realize how much this permeates every part of our lives? I am the same size (maybe one size larger) than the average American woman. Yet, I would only be pretty if I was skinnier? What does this say about the majority of American women? (I know the avg. size for teenagers is slightly smaller…but I’m not a teenager, am I?) That only 1/2 of our country (or less) is pretty?

Look at sizing…in many stores, an 8-10 is an XL. AN EXTRA LARGE. What the hell is this? The average American woman (depending on your study) is size 12, 14 or 16. When I was younger, there was a store called 5*7*9, made so to find those smaller sizes that were sometimes more difficult to find. Last I saw the store, it was 5*7*9 (and 00, 0, 1, 3). So basically everything below average…however, I believe that store has since gone out of business…why? Because EVERY “fashionable” store (and department store) now carries tons of those sizes…and those of us that aren’t a size 10 or below are now relegated to “specialty” shops like Torrid, Lane Bryant, Catherine’s, etc…when we’re still just as much women as those that shop at 10 and below (sometimes even 12 and below!) stores. And the specialty stores fuck with you too, making a 12 there the equivalent of a 14 or 16 in another store, to make us feel like we’re smaller and more normal, when really, why the hell don’t Torrid and Hot Topic get together, so we can shop 0-24/26 in one freaking store?

I may be bigger than what the average guy (or in this case, gal) thinks is pretty. However, I do not “need” to lose weight. I have low cholesterol, low blood pressure (so low I can’t take some meds in fact), and after multiple blood tests, the only deficiency I have is B12, which is common in vegetarians, and I’m now taking supplements for it. I go to physical therapy once or twice a week for my knee surgery recovery, and I am now back to skating once or twice a week, and going out dancing once or twice a week. I am healthy, I am active, and PS, I am hot.

If you’re not attracted to me, that is fine. However, don’t make it something about weight. There are beautiful men (and women) of all sizes; don’t discriminate based on something as silly as size. If you think I’m pretty, great. If not, not. Why be an asshat if you don’t need to be?

I have had sexual partners, so stop telling me that won’t happen because of my weight. If anything, I am more sexually adventurous because of it…I have more cushion for spankings, more boobage for breast play, more skin for sensation play.

I’ve accepted myself. It’s high time other people do too.

And that’s all I’ve got for today. I’m too frustrated with people to write anything of sexual interest.

Essin’ Em

After talking last night to Miss Avarice about the Vagina Monologues (which I have been in three times, for those that care), I’ve decided my monologue this year shall be a group monologue, similar to Wear/Smell/Say.

I ask of you, my readers, if your vagina was celebrity (famous author, movie star, musician, scientist, etc), who would it be?

Answers I have thought of:

*Audrey Hepburn
*NOT Britney Spears!
*Agatha Christie
*Nina Hartley
*Amelia Erhart
*???

Your turn!

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That’s right folks, a website that actually rents out dildos and other sex toys. They supposeably have a spiffy patented cleaning process that they use inbetween rentals.

Yeah. Except their toys aren’t silicone (they send out silicone lube with all of their toys, so that would melt them if they were in fact silicone…and the few toys they show non-members are definitely NOT silicone). And there are only 4 materials you can sterilize; silicone, porcelain, metal and glass. Ergo, their toys may be clean, but they are not sterilized. Eek!

Ewwwwwwww. That’s all I have to say. For 19 dollars a month, just save up a few months, and buy a brand new, just for you toy. Because that’s just gross…using a toy that has been in someone else’s genitals.

Just my thoughts.

Essin’ Em

A week or two back, I went up to NY to see Molly Crabapple’s new show at Arena Studios, which is curated by Audacia Ray. Audacia was nice enough to give a little spiel on Arena Studios, and then I was actually able to chat it up with Ms. Mollycrapple, artist, burlesque model, and all around awesome person. See artwork, and what both of them had to say:

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Essin’ Em

I’m sure I’ll think of something smart or whatnot to say. But pretty much, for now, I’ve got breasts, and lots of them. Breasts in hoards, bountiful breasts, you name it.

So for now, enjoy, and happy HNT. I’ll try to think of something else witty to write, but you may have to wait until Friday.

Essin’ Em