If my vagina was a celebrity…
After talking last night to Miss Avarice about the Vagina Monologues (which I have been in three times, for those that care), I’ve decided my monologue this year shall be a group monologue, similar to Wear/Smell/Say.
I ask of you, my readers, if your vagina was celebrity (famous author, movie star, musician, scientist, etc), who would it be?
Answers I have thought of:
*Audrey Hepburn
*NOT Britney Spears!
*Agatha Christie
*Nina Hartley
*Amelia Erhart
*???
Your turn!
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Katherine Mansfield (my choice)
Lady Penelope (volunteered)
If my vagina was celebrity, it would be Maria from the Sound of Music. She can sing, she can dance, she gives great advice, she’s independent, restless, and doesn’t put up with other people’s shit. Best of all, at the end of the day, she still looks great in a ball gown!
Emily Dickenson–and not because she has the word “dick” in her name, thank you very much. More for the closeted yet incredibly passionate subtle poetic reasons.
Alanis Morissette.
She can be a bitter BITCH, she can be loving and forgiving and accepting and she has a sense of humor. And all the while, she’s just trying to be the best HER she can be.
Allison Janney, because…she rocks.
I have been thinking about this for a few days now… I keep thinking… Janet Jackson.