Sexuality Happens

Ok, so I know it’s another mostly white on white picture. Sorry, that’s how Eden rolls.

But that aside, um, hello, it’s a freaking UNICORN HORN. Further more, it’s a unicorn horn that is meant to go in your vagina (or anus).

Does life get any better than this? I think not!

Seriously people, you can make all your “My Little Pony” and “The Last Unicorn” fantasies come true…it brings a whole new meaning to the song “Ride the Pony.”

This dildo is very pretty; it’s colored in this pearlescentness (shut up, I just made it a word, ok?) that is absolutely stunning, and I’d have no qualms letting it hang around my living room as an object d’art…after I sterilized it of course. And this is an easy step, since it’s 100% medical grade silicone.

My one beef (cow beef, not horse flesh) with it is that it’s straight. Now, this is indeed how real unicorn horns are (and we all know unicorns ARE in fact real), but as far as stimulating my g-spot – not so much.

However, as you may remember from my halloween V-blog, horn shaped toys make excellent headdresses when combined with a harness (or I suppose you could just hold it up to your head), and it’s also fun to gallop at your guests with a horn protruding from your pudendal region.

Overall, I had a blast with this toy…and while it wasn’t the best I’ve ever had for stimulation, the fun factor helps it on up to 5 stars!

Read my entire review at EdenFantasys.com

Essin’ Em