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HNT: Fishnets can kill!


Sorry I am late today; blogger was having issues, and then I couldn’t decide which of these I liked better, so had to post both.

I love legs, especially in fishnets. These are called “pothole” fishnets, and almost caused my demise two years back. I was driving to the after party from a roller derby bout, wearing a short skirt and these fishnets (what else?). I was in a wooded, unlit area I was unfamiliar with, and so I was driving slowly (thank goodness) and trying to figure out where the hell I was, and if I was going the right way. I almost missed my turn, so I turned my wheel sharply to the left…and my fishnets got caught in my steering wheel cover (it has the bumpy thingies on it). They’re pretty strong fishnets (none of the cheap $5 ones for me…I ruin them too fast) and they gripped my wheel in place; I couldn’t turn it back to the left!

I went off the road and into some bushes before I was able to hit the break. LUCKILY, both my car and myself were fine (minus some shrubbery in my “grill”…if you would say a dodge stratus has a grill…). However, I had to rip my fishnets to get them off the steering wheel (I tied them back together like a true punk rocker), and then it took a few minutes to back my car out of the greenery and back onto the road. Finally, I was back on my way again…with a blanket over my legs.

And boys and girls (over 18 of course!), let this be a story to you that lingerie and fishnets can indeed by dangerous, and even life threatening!

Essin’ Em

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11 comments

11 Comments so far

  1. Naughty Endevours March 13th, 2008 9:27 am

    Fishnets are very, very sexy indeed!

  2. Not that Type of Raven March 13th, 2008 9:35 am

    They look great on you! Very sylish HNT. Wish I were brave enough to wear fishnets.

  3. Blissfully Wed March 13th, 2008 9:43 am

    Wow. Duly noted. No fishnets on my legs while I’m driving. ;)

    I love your sexy shots. And I’m glad you were fine after the fishnet incident.

  4. Bunny March 13th, 2008 10:42 am

    OMG – that’s a scary story! I’m glad you were okay, because if you weren’t we probably wouldn’t get to see your sexy legs in these hot stockings!

    HHNT!

  5. Vixen March 13th, 2008 12:10 pm

    Totally hot. Love the little bit of dress in the first one!

    happyHNT!

  6. MarcelloNYC March 13th, 2008 1:19 pm

    i have always loved fishnets. I like them both, but the top is my fav.

    sOoOsExY!!

    HHNT!

  7. SignGurl March 13th, 2008 1:56 pm

    I’ve never seen pothole fishnets. They are so cool and you make them look even better!

    I could see how getting them stuck on your steering wheel could happen.

    Happy Half Nekkd Thursday!

  8. Curvaceous Dee March 13th, 2008 2:25 pm

    Those are gorgeous! I’m also really glad they didn’t kill you – that would have been a worrisome way to go!

    HHNT, xx Dee

  9. SeaRabbit March 13th, 2008 4:00 pm

    Oh! Yes… I can see other dangerous avenues for fishnets likr those… ;-)
    HHNT!

  10. I Smile 2 Much March 13th, 2008 4:37 pm

    yikes! thats a crazy ass scary story. but glad you’re all good & LOOKIN so sexy HOT!!! i LUUUUUV these pics! happy hnt!! ; )

  11. Robin March 14th, 2008 12:46 pm

    Lovely legs there! I like the fishnet and boot combination – hot!

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