Sexuality Happens

Stealing this idea from Wendy Blackheart

Here are 100 Sexual Things About Me.

Exciting, I know. I reserve the right to change them in the future. And yes, they are in VERY random order; quite stream of consciousness! Enjoy…

1. I didn’t *really* kiss someone until I was about 10 days away from being 16.
2. I don’t like large amounts of tongue with my kisses, unless I’m sucking it like it’s their cock.
3. I’d rather have my lips bitten, nibbled and pulled.
4. I really love kissing and making out and can do it for hours.
5. My favorite thing is for someone to push me up against something, stick their hand in my hair, and kiss me. Hard.
6. I’m really horny. Pretty much all the damn time (as if you didn’t guess that one).
7. I’ve only had penile-vaginal sex with one guy (albeit multiple times).
8. I’ve never had anal sex. I’ve had a finger or two; wasn’t my thing.
9. I was sexually assaulted when I was 17.
10. That was my first time seeing a real life penis.
11. I started masturbating at 11 or so.
12. First with fingers, then shoving markers and hair brush into me, and finally I discovered the shower head, and the electric toothbrush (an old one!)
13. I never get myself off by hand; I get bored and fall asleep.
14. I actually like sucking cock (and apparently, am damn good at it), except for the semen bit.
15. I didn’t like intercourse at all. I found it boring and it made both of us sore.
16. My favorite way to come is with 2-3 fingers (of my partner) in me, and either their mouth or a vibe on my clit.
17. I’ve never fucked someone with a strap-on.
18. I’ve never *really* been fucked with a strap-on.
19. I love the feeling of having my whole hand in someone’s cunt.
20. I really want to be fisted, but have never gotten past 4 fingers.
21. I get so turned on when I see black latex gloves.
22. I want to try all these new and exciting things, but have yet to find someone I trust who wants to play.
23. My cat(s) sometimes chill(s) on the bed when I masturbate.
24. I own thousands of dollars of sex toys.
25. Only one contains phthalates.
26. Only one is pink.
27. I can have breast orgasms.
28. I can have multiple orgasms. I’ve lost count at about 10.
29. I’ve had sex on a hotel balcony.
30. I’ve had sex in a diner.
31. I’ve had sex in a parking lot.
32. I’ve had sex on the floor of a college study lounge with full glass windows into the hallway.
33. I had sex with a prospective student.
34. I’ve had sex with married women (whose husbands knew about it).
35. I’ve broken a lot of clothespins with nipple play.
36. I had my clitoral hood pierced (vertical), but had to take it out.
37. I came out as bisexual at 17.
38. I came out as pansexual at 21.
39. I came out as a Femme at 21, but didn’t fully accept it until I was 22.
40. I came out as a dyke at 22.
41. I first started having kinky dreams at age 10.
42. I’m not a huge fan of food + sex. It’s too messy.
43. I LOVE shower sex. And making out in the shower.
44. I like sex in the kitchen.
45. I like sex on the couch.
46. I really don’t like semen. In fact, it disgusts me.
47. I’m not a big fan of car sex.
48. I only own one pair of cotton underwear. Everything else is cute!
49. I only have my period 2-3 times a year because I’m on CBC (continuous birth control) to control super painful and long cycles.
50. I’ve a clean STI panel.
51. I own my own speculum.
52. I prefer the word Cunt. I like vagina and vulva too. I HATE vag and va-jay-jay.
53. I shave. My armpits, my legs and my vulva. It has nothing to do with men controlling my body; I like the way it feels.
54. My bedsheets are all black. And some pillow cases are leopard print, if not black.
55. I haven’t had sex in my LoveSac yet.
56. I really want someone to fuck me with a strap on.
57. I want to try a threesome with three female bodied people.
58. I want to be in a queer orgy.
59. I count oral, anal, vaginal, fingering, fisting, etc, as sex. Not sure on breast orgasms.
60. I’ve given head to more than 10 bio men.
61. Only two ever went down on me.
62. Every queer person I’ve ever been with has returned the favor :)
63. I used to fake and exaggerate orgasms with bio men. Then I discovered what sex REALLY was (for me), and haven’t done so since.
64. My left breast is almost a cup size smaller than my right.
65. My breasts are a 38D or 38DD.
66. I have a pretty damn small cunt.
67. I have a geographic tongue. Yeah.
68. I can roll my tongue.
69. I love eating cunt.
70. I love fucking cunts.
71. I love being fucked.
72. I love being tied up.
73. I love to beg.
74. I love being spanked.
75. I love being bitten.
76. I love being scratched (to a point).
77. I love orgasm control situations.
78. I love forced orgasm.
79. I don’t like feet in any type of sexy/sexual sense.
80. I have nude pictures of me and other women up all over my apartment walls.
81. I collect old, odd and vintage sex/sexuality books.
82. I like porn (ethical and feminist).
83. I have toys made of glass, metal, ceramic, silicone, wood, and more.
84. The Hitachi Magic Wand is my favorite toy EVER.
85. I own three Magic Wands; one for home, one for travel, and one in case.
86. I own a really cute punk rock harness, but I’ve never worn it for sex.
87. I like being bent over and fucked, but I can’t be on my knees.
88. I like being told to be quiet, but I PANIC and am full of anxiety if I have a ball gag in my mouth.
89. I have only a few hard limits with people I trust.
90. I love being naked, all the damn time.
91. I want to be a Pro-Domme when I move.
92. I’ve used Icy Hot and Tiger Balm on my nipples
93. I had hours and hours and hours of camping sex in a one person tent.
94. My mother knows I write this blog (I don’t know if she’s ever looked).
95. I like ice being melted all over me.
96. I used to get migraines from having orgasms when I was younger (I’d forget to breathe).
97. I was the last of my friends to “lose my virginity,” even though I don’t believe in that word, at the age of 20.
98. I don’t regret any sex I’ve had.
99. I’m really attracted to queer people on the more masculine end of the spectrum, but I also am randomly attracted to super feminine women occasionally. And British people. And boys(and bois) in eyeliner.
100. I want to have a lot more sex, sleep around more, and experience a lot more new things.