Sexuality Happens

So we’re at this fancy schmancy resort (don’t ask me why I have tens of thousands of dollars in student loans, and we’re staying here…)…and our “suite” is huge. About 3 or 4 times the size of my apartment, the kitchen is way nicer, and it has a washer/dryer AND a dishwasher, two things I don’t have. Balcony, fancy furniture, snazzy fixtures, you know the drill.

But the best part? The bathroom attached the room my sister and I are sharing. Oh Em Gee.

Firstly, it’s huge. Not as big as the bathroom off my mother’s room, but still huge. And the floor and walls are all blocks of granite. It’s just beautiful. There is a toilet (of course), and then a counter with a sink (black granite with hints of pyrite or micah sparkles), and then the shower area. I say area, because it is more than just a shower. We’re in the handicapped room, and so there is no bath, but a HUGE double shower.

It’s a whole section of the bathroom (maybe 3′ x 8′?) that is sectioned off by glass (including a glass door) that goes down to the granite floor. There are rails on 2 of the 3 walls, and a small seat. One shower head is movable up and down the wall, or is removable, and has the adjusting spray. The other is a few feet away, and comes straight out of the ceiling.

Ok, so it just sounds pretty, right?

Well, I am horny as fuck, and I can’t masturbate because my sister and mother are always around, and I’m still bloody wired from last Saturday, so basically, everything turns to sex for me. The sink counter is the perfect height for someone to bend me over it, and fuck me from behind, and I could watch both of us in the mirror.

It gets better. I’ve spent hours considering what I could do in the shower.

First of all, someone could bend me over, make me grab onto a bar, and fuck me that way. Or I could rest my head on the bar as I got fucked. We could do some sort of interesting sitting thing on the bench part, or I could suck some cock. One shower head can be taken off and turned onto high pressure…anyone been to WaterBondage.com?? Yeah, the shower head in my bathroom growing up was my best friend. Talk about forcing some orgasms.

And then there is the granite material. It feels lovely on my nipples in general, but when I pushed my body up against its cold surface in the midst of all these steam? I think I almost came right there. I can just imagine my body pressed against it, someone’s body up behind me, having their way with me.

Fun fact: when my nipples are hard, which they are almost constantly right now, I can actually right things with them on the fogged up glass. Yeah, I know, I need to get over this, but seriously, this is the best bathroom for sex EVER.

And I’m sharing it with my sister. *awkward turtle*

So basically, when I have my dream house, I need to build a bathroom with a similar set up. Except maybe two removable heads, a bench built into the wall, and hooks coming out of the wall for bondage purposes. It’s only going to cost me two arms and a breast.