Sexuality Happens

From the moment that I had heard that it existed, I have been waiting to get my hands on a Goldfrau.

Maybe you’re just tuning in. I have this weird obsession with seeking out and getting sex toys made of “odd” materials. I’m talking wood, glass, stainless steal…muppet fur…you know the drill. Then I heard about the Goldfrau. It is a CERAMIC dildo. Yeah, that’s right. We’re talking white clay, glazed, and ready for insertion.

People talk about glass dildos being a work of art; well, so is this. I was lucky enough to get Miss Black (seriously, how many black sex toys are there? Not so many…and this lovely black dildo looked stunning moving in and out of me). It was actually a bit larger than I expected (length and end width), but that’s what I get for mentally trying to convert centimeters to inches. However, even though it was a little larger than I was thinking, with a few drops of lube (you don’t need much, it’s already so slick), I was able to slide it into me with absolutely not problems.

I was a little concerned about the shape…unlike most of the toys I own, this baby is straight as an arrow, no curve whatsoever. I was thinking about what I know of female anatomy, particularly my own, and was pondering exactly where it was planning on going, and how it would feel.

I slid it into my cunt; it did fit quite well, to my surprise, and when I pressed down on the white, knobbed end of it, suddenly, my g-spot was quite stimulated. However, it had a tendency to slide right on out of me right after I had it perfectly situation, and went to go grab my Hitachi.

Now, I know most of you are like “What? Don’t you have the Vagina of Steel ™? Why didn’t you do a kegel to keep it in?” Yeah, I thought of that too. Yet, whenever I tried that, or had my vaginal muscles contract in pleasure, etc, it almost propelled it out of my cunt (see, there ARE down sides to being able to crack a walnut with your pussy).

It did, however, feel GREAT as I fucked myself with it, especially when I remembered to push down on the end, so that I got my g-spot stimulated. The temperature sensations are fabulous; like metal and glass, it’s cooler to start with, and warms right up to the fire of your desire within (I think I’ve missed my calling in writing romance novels). Additionally, you can place it under really cold water (or in a bowl of ice water) to make it even colder (which I personally LOVED!), or run it under warm water to heat it up (just make sure to test it on your wrist before bringing it down to your naughty bits. This is not a fun ER experience). It’s also super easy to clean; they suggest soap and warm water, and I’ve heard you can sterilize it by wiping it down with a 10% bleach solution.

One issue I had was that you can’t use silicone lube with it, because there is a small amount of silicone in the coating of the handle. I really like the feel of silicone lube, but I can’t use it very often because most of my toys are silicone. I was looking forward to slicking up the Goldfrau with a little silicone action…and am really glad that I read the handy dandy (and incredibly pretty!) information booklet that came with it before I did something that might have harmed my new and beautiful toy.

Overall, I LOVED the material. Like glass, wood, metal, and silicone, ceramic has a sensation all of its own, and it felt amazing. I liked the temperature play too (I’m a slut for sensations). I *do* wish I could have used the silicone lube with it, and while I was way more impressed with its shape than I thought I would be, I’d love to see the company make a new version with a little more of a curve.

In case you would also like to be the proud owner (and am I proud! I’m showing this to everyone!) of your very own Goldfrau,, they make them in white, black, white with purple flowers, and white with pink flowers. Also, every Goldfrau comes with her very own beautifully crafted leather tie around pouch that is ideal for storing her, and to prevent her from chipping. I really appreciate the follow through on this; lots of companies make good products, but then don’t think about storing it. I love my pouch; it’s classy, sexy, and logical. Like me (only not).

Plus, the company is environmentally friendly! And ethical enough to have engineers test the structure of their product. An awesome independent company well worth supporting.

It may not be the right toy for you; it’s not soft, it’s not squishy, it’s not meant to be strapped on, and it is NOT meant for anal use. However, it is completely different, artistic and beautiful, and feels delectable inside your body.

Where can you get your lovely Goldfrau that I know you’re just jonesing for? Goldfrau.net has a list of retailers around the world (Goldfrau is an Australian company…brings whole new meaning to going down under…), and of course, EdenFantasys.com sells them online as well (free shipping in the US).

And now, all I need is a stone (granite?) dildo to complete my idea for decor in my dream house; a collection of shadow boxes on the wall, each featuring a dildo of a different material.

Anyone want to send me a stone dildo to complete my collection?

Yeah, didn’t think so ;)

-Essin’ Em

I spoke with the owner/designer, and would like to add a few things. Apparently, it IS ok to use it with silicone lube; she’s done testing, and it’s fine. She’ll be changing that in the updated booklet. She also mentioned that some people do use it anally…however, my personal feeling is that the base is NOT big enough, so I would PERSONALLY warn against it. She explained that the shape is meant for “vigorous fucking” between two people, so that it wouldn’t get twisted around, but that as she begins to research designing new products, she’ll keep g-spot stimulation in mind. Basically, it’s even more awesome, and it shows that the company cares!