HNT: Packing that doesn’t involve cardboard
HHNT!!!
So, on Tuesday night, I went out, and packed. And I’m not talking about the kind that involves boxes. Well, at least not *cardboard* boxes.
Yeah, that’s right. I strapped on my very own (vanilla) Mr. Right, and headed out to Roller Girl karaoke. I was wearing this cutesy, 50s style feminine dress…and satin and lace underwear…and packing quite the cock.
At first, I was nervous. When dancing, or actually, when just hanging out with friends, I have this habit of humping people. I know, it probably a bad habit, but I’ve had it for a long time, so there you go. I was very conscious that I shouldn’t go up and randomly hump people, since I had a bit a bulge under my skirt.
Oh My God. How do males do it? I was wanting to touch myself all night…it was just “there” and I was never so aware of my genitalia as I was that night.
And Oh My God. How do people who pack do it? It was sitting RIGHT ABOVE MY CLIT and every time I had a significant movement, or changed positions, I had a pulse of arousal run through me. Dear god, the night was quite interesting, with me already being horny, and now this additional stimulation.
I was trying to decide what to sing first…I was going for Rocky Horror, but I had already sang Time Warp last month, so I was thinking about “Hot Patootie.” Then one of the derby girls leaned over and told me I “had” to do “Sweet Transvestite.” I almost burst out laughing, because she said this having no idea what I was packing beneath that dress of mine.
I sang it, and had a blast with it. As my friend used to say, you can take the lesbians out of the thespians, but you’ll never get the thespian out of the lesbian! I tried not to do tooo many hip gyrations, because I didn’t really want certain things sticking out (oh, did I mentioned that this was the same dress that had blow up in the wind TWICE earlier in the day, flashing taxi drivers and pedestrians alike?). However, much fun.
For my next song, I decide on “All That Jazz” (from Chicago…what can I say, I love the showtunes) because I wanted something super Femme. And with the power that I felt between my legs, plus a cranberry vodka, and my drama background, I brought that jazz. I may be a horrible singer, but at the very least, I garnered applause for my antics.
And then I came home, took the above picture, and this one:
And then I went and gave The Hitachi Magic Wand its daily work out, because holy crap, was I worked up.
I see many more days of packing in the future. And whoever says that Femmes can’t pack, fuck them (or don’t fuck them – better punishment!). I can mess with the gender binary as much as I bloody want, kthnxby.
-Essin’ Em
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Very hot. I love the gender play…
Happy HNT!
HappyHNT!
You’re so freakin awesome!
HHNT!
HOT!
I so hope to some day find a girl who’s into playing with gender a bit!
Karaoke is always fun! Even for those who can’t sing. Sounds like you had an interesting & fun night for sure!
Happy HNT!
whew! HOT! I’ve long ago stopped trying to explain why certain things get me hot, but a woman packing is just so incredibly a turnon for me! Would love to be out with someone like you and have them bump up against me as we dance. Maybe it’s because it can be part of a hot Domme/submssive scene for me…etc…
Jerry
haaaaaaaaaa
excellent!
HHNT
I love that post..and the pics, absolutely awesome!
Happy HNT
Lily
rock out with your cock out! or, maybe not out, but on at least. glad you enjoyed it, you go with your genderfucking self! =)
Happy HNT you wild thang!!!
It’s cool that you had so much fun, but we are quite curious as to what reaction you might get if you ever did hump someone while you were packing. Let us know if it ever happens! HHNT!
I thought I had seen everything but that is new to me. Very erotic pictures. Happy HNT.
That is … erm …. sorry, I’m speechless! Glad you enjoyed yourself :)
Happy HNT!
Mmmm – you are a delicious Femme, and full of marvellous contrasts, hon. Also: hawt!
HHNT, xx Dee
Awesome post and those pictures are great… HHNT!
I am unable to say anything mature and intelligent when I see penis.
So.
PENIS!
HHNT doll!
You’re a funny gal. I don’t think I’d ever be brave enough to go out “packin”!
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