Sexuality Happens

I know that this may seem like hyperbole, but really, it’s just true.

I LOVE oral sex.  I love getting it, but almost more so (almost being the operative word), I enjoy giving it.  There is absolutely nothing in this world like the feel of someone’s clit on your tongue, your fingers inside them, as they gasp and moan and try to buck their hips, and you hold them in place with your free arm. Nothing.

This week (or possibly next week), I’m teaching a class on oral sex on women to a group of straight men.  Essentially, How to Eat Pussy 101. I’m kind of excited, and kind of nervous.  I wasn’t sure if I could teach a class like this, but a woman I hooked up with last week told me I was “overqualified to teach the class,” and that was enough of a confidence boost to make me a little more self-assured.

But some things are hard to teach.  Yes, you can teach anatomy – there are TWO sets of lips, and why yes, that nice little area IS called the clitoris, and you should learn to love it.  Yes, you can explain patience and teasing, and the concept of slowing down a bit instead of going straight for the kill. But I don’t believe that doing the alphabet with your tongue is the answer for everyone, nor is giving oral with an ice cube in your mouth, or while humming (all of which will work for some people, but not all).

It’s hard to teach a 45 minute class when my main message is “go slow, go all out, be excited, try different things, ask for feedback/communication, and when you think you’ve done enough, give it another 10 or 20 minutes.  Oh, and PS, when she is moaning/screaming/don’t stop, that is NOT the time to change tactics.”

So it’ll be interesting.  You just can’t explain how amazing it is, how much trust good oral sex requires (um, hello, your mouth, WITH TEETH, is in someone else’s more private, and often most sensitive area), how much you can get turned on by giving it.  I had a woman tied up in my bed (story to come soon) the other night as I went down on her and god, I almost came myself as I watched her struggle, pulling against the restraints, bucking up into me, head moving side to side, moaning as my tongue worked her clit, and my fingers slid in and out of her. Giving oral turns me on so much,

And getting it? Fan-fucking-tabulous.  For all that I love weapons grade sex toys, I cannot stand really hard or intense pressure on my clit from fingers – my own, or others. But I need some stimulation clitorally to get off, and a tongue is perfect.  You can use it soft or hard, lick or flick or suck, it is warm and wet and just feels absolutely magical. You just want to grind into them, to entwine your fingers in their hair (unless of course they are either holding your arms, or put them up by your head and tell you to not move them).

I also love the taste of female bodied people.  For all that I have an issue with semen, I love the taste of cunt.  Yes, everyone tastes different, and yes, some taste slightly better, but I’ve never found someone whose taste I didn’t enjoy.

I like the scent, the taste, the way it looks up close.  I like the feel of a clit under my tongue. I like to nibble and tease along the lips, the mons, the inner thighs. I like their bodies rocking up against me, almost as if they’re trying to fuck my face, to get more.  I like hands on my shoulders, pulling me into them. I like feeling them come as I lick, suck and fuck them.

God, I love oral sex.