SWAG Contest #1!
Hey kiddos! God news for you – I’ll be doing a bi-monthly (or possibly more often) swag give away from now on, to reward you, my awesome readers. Companies like Babeland, EdenFantasys, ForYourNymphomation and more have all offered to donate some amazing products to these give aways, so make sure you visit them to tell them “thank you!”
Here is the first contest:
I <3 Babeland, and Babeland <3s you. So much in fact that they’ve offered to give away five Babeland Silver Bullets through Sexuality Happens. Free sex toys, free shipping, what more could you want?
The best part? I get to give them away anyway I want! So, because I love to hear from you, and want more fodder for my fantasies, I’m going to make this contest about me.
This week, I’ll be giving away THREE of the bullets. To enter, you need to either post a comment, or email me at EssinEm at Gmail dot Com. What, you ask, needs to be in these comments/emails? I want you to tell me, if we met (or if we have met, if we were to meet again), what we’d do together. In 200 words or less. It can be fun (no sky diving though – I’m scared of heights), sexy/erotic, or amusing. My top three picks will get a silver bullet vibe sent to them by Babeland. You must provide a valid email address, and be willing to give a shipping address (duh), so that the toy can be sent to you.
DEADLINE is Midnight, MST on Wednesday, September 24, 2008. That gives you FIVE full days to figure out what we’d do together!
Ready…set…go. I’m excited to read them :)
-Essin’ Em
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I’d take you to the beach late on a summer evening, and go dancing across the sand with you – feet bare, skirts hitched high, the surf chasing our toes.
And when we’ve had enough, we collapse on the dewy grass and kiss beneath Lady Moon. There’ll be kissing mouths, kissing breasts, kissing belly and thighs and cunt. We’ll make out while the cicada orchestra plays and the ocean whispers applause.
xx Dee
Ummmm… wowza… I like Dee’s, but here goes:
The forests here are thick but navigable. I’d take you out to the meadows where the elk winter. We’d frolic in the long grass and picnic in the afternoon sun of early autumn, and then after a short nap to sleep off our lunch, I’d pull out the rope and ask you which tree.
We would play into the evening and stop only when the light threatens to fade enough that we can’t see where we’ve thrown the discarded toys. After collecting our thoughts and tools, we’ll relax in the meadow until the full moon rises, lighting our path back to mundane reality. We’ll walk slowly and silently, holding hands and enjoying the beauty of the wilderness that matches our passion so perfectly…
WOW! I vote for Dee’s entry!
I think we’d talk and laugh until we almost peed and then we’d realize we could be fucking, so we’d fuck. And then I’d make pancakes.
I’d take us out for delicious purple martinis and buttery nipples, delicious veggie food, and then we’d go watch Le Faux (Seattle drag show). And then we could go back to my place and you could fuck my hot queer roomie. Teehee. I’d offer to fuck you, or be fucked…but I feel that would be awkward. I feel we are more platonic lifemates of the zombie-porn watchin’ variety. :P
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