Unicorn Horn Dildo HNT
I know some of you were skeptical…unsure as to whether or not I was truly in possession of a unicorn horn dildo. I know it’s hard to believe, I mean…unicorns are mythical and magical creatures, so it’s understandable that one might assume their horn dildos are just as hard to come across (no pun intended. And by no pun, I mean HELLO pun). And yes, it does nestle itself into my breasts, completely hands free (I am in fact standing up, and yes, it is staying.
I took this picture the other day, because my unicorn horn was lying on top of my bathroom counter. And it was just chilling there. And it got me thinking about how many sex toys double as coffee table/bookshelf pieces. Certainly most glass toys can be used as such. As can wooden toys, like my oft used and much beloved Dual Use S-Shape (which is in fact bloody amazing!). Heavier metal items, such as the Pure Wand, can be used in case of burglars…have YOU ever tried coshing a burglar with a three pound steel dildo? Yeah, didn’t think so.
So while this is a short post, just know I am thinking about my dream house, with multiple shadow boxes on the wall in m entry way, each with a dildo of a different material in it; silicone, granite, marble (I don’t have one of these yet!), ceramic, steel, wood, glass…and whatever else they come up with next.
Yeah, I’m gonna have a pretty cool house. And it’s gonna have a dungeon, PS.
Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!
-Essin’ Em
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Its a lovely sculptural object – I think you should display it – its a great conversation piece. HHNT!
Okay, I totally cracked up at the idea of knocking a burglar over the head with a steel dildo. Or any dildo for that matter. Haha.
You’re going to have a pretty cool house indeed. ;)
Happy HNT!
Okay, that looks like a fun toy.
And it’s all nice and warm now. ;)
HHNT. :)
Loverly as always, my dear. And are you wearing the rainbow glass necklace, or is that a zebra-pattern one of the same style? *is confused.* *and realizing how nerdy it is that she is asking about your necklace, out of everything in this photo*
Also, let’s catch up online soon. I miss you. And our chats.
I don’t know what’s prettier, the dildo or the bra! :)
HHNT!
Oooo…I like! (great cleavage as well!)
We sincerely hope you get your dream house, someday. Happy HNT!
That’s just awesome. And spiffalicious.
definitely a cool convo piece… :)
and you display it quite nicely…
peace…
Now I know why women are fascinated by unicorns :-) Happy HNT.
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