Sexuality Happens

Halloween is one of my most favorite holidays, if not my absolutely favorite.  It’s a holiday about dressing up and eating chocolate…how could you go wrong with that?

Total side note: I’ve decided F is a werewolf.  No, really, I’m serious.  If you’ve read the Twilight series, you know that werewolves’ average body temp is about 108 degrees…and F is like my very own personal space heater.  She has this deliciously messy and shaggy hair that I love to run my fingers through….mmmm.  Did I mention that she likes to bite me…a lot?  But not like two teeth fang biting. No no. Like really biting biting.  So biting, hair, not cold but hot…definitely not a vampire, so I’m voting werewolf.  And I LOVE it!

In honor of this amazing holiday, let me show you some outfits from the past:

This was halloween my sophomore year of college. I went as a dominatrix (foreshadowing things to come?).

Halloween Jr. Year.  I was Morgana Le Fey (King Arthur’s half sister/lover, depending on which tale you read).  No one knew who I was, of course.

Senior year, I had LOTS of costumes.  This is one; I went as an 80′s centerfold to the hockey house’s halloween party…

Then I went as Bad Ass Little Red Riding Hood (I had a red hooded cloak too…not sure where it is in this picture) to a friend’s party back home…

I had to have a P.C. costume to take the girls I was nannying for Trick or Treating, and to pick up books for the Mortar Board Society’s trick or treat book drive, hence the kosher devil.

Here was the main (ie, I worked on it for a few months) costume of that year; I went as Bettie Page (I’m on the floor if you can’t tell…hopefully you can!)

First year of grad school, I went as an 80′s rocker chick.  Originally planning on being Cyndi Lauper (I have on tye dyed tights that you can’t see!) but people told me I wound up looking more Madonna circa Like a Virgin.

There was a roller skating halloween party, so I went as a nun to that.  The problem was that my dress’ button holes were too big, and the entire dress kept unbuttoning itself all night.  I guess I’m not a very good nun…

Last year, I was a Treasure Troll (complete with jewel in my belly button…and paddle to spank people? Um…ok).

I also went as a Sex Instructor (haha, so funny), because I found a lab coat at the Army/Navy store that had the sex instructor patch on it (I know, wtf mate?)

This is my “horny housewife” outfit.  Basically, I had about 20 minutes to put together a costume…and was at a friends’ house. So I borrowed her PJs, went to the dollar store for the scarf and tape measure (couldn’t find rollers, so I attempted for pin curls with wet hair and bobby pins), added the flogger lying around in my car, and voila!

Can you see that I completely and utterly LOVE LOVE LOVE this holiday (don’t even get me started on theme party outfits I’ve had…maybe I’ll do a post on that).

I’m not telling you what I’m going as this year…guess you’ll just have to find out when I post pictures!

What are YOUR outfits?  And what was your favorite outfit?

-Essin’ Em