Swag Contest #2: Win a Bandito!
Hey folks!
I got a fairly good response to my first swag contest. The three winners were Curvaceous Dee, Ang, and Annabelle. Thanks to everyone for your fabulous entries, both via email and as comments.
This week’s contest is sponsored by EdenFantasys.com, and they have been kind enough to donate a Bandito to this week’s giveaway. The Bandito is a good quality 100% silicone dildo by Fun Factory, AND it’s strap on compatible! AND it has a flanged base. So you can use it vaginally, anally, with friends (boil it or dishwash it), in a harness, with a partner, alone, you name it. SEXY. I kind of want one…but instead, I’m going to let YOU have a chance to win one!
How do you win with fabulous dildo? Well, you write me a limerick! It’s a five line poem in an A-A-B-B-A format (no, not like the Swedish pop group!).
Here’s an example most of you know:
Hickory, Dickory Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down,
Hickory Dickory Dock.
Or here is one I just made:
There was once a very kinky girl,
The stuff she did makes your hair curl.
With handcuffs and clamps,
Edge play and Liberator ramps,
You might want to give her a whirl!
So. To enter. Send me (either via comment or at EssinEm at Gmail dot Com) your limerick. Yes, I want them to be naughty; not children’s nursery rhymes here. I’m more likely to choose you if I’m the star of the rhyme…just saying :)
The fine print: IF you win the Bandito, you MUST (within 30 days of getting it) write a review of it on EdenFantasys. It’s super easy, and can be completely anonymous - you just have to register with a username and password of your choice, and write a 300-500 word review of it (even if you don’t like it, it must be an honest review).
If you enter and win, you must be willing to give me your shipping address so that Eden can in fact send you the toy, and you must put your email in when posting the comment, or I will have no way of contacting you.
Deadline: 11:59PM MST on October 8th (Happy Yom Kippur to all!). Again, comment it, or email it. 5 lines. It’s that easy to win an amazing silicone dildo. The more entires I get, the more likely I’ll be able to continue these awesome contests, and hopefully with really cool things.
Next contest is October 18th, and will feature some cool storage items from For Your Nymphomation! Also, it’ll be super exciting, because my blogiversary is the 16th :)
Ready…set…LIMERICK!
-Essin’ Em
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Fun contest idea. :)
Essin’ Em is a quite thorough top,
She’d beat me with flogger and crop.
We’d then choose a penis,
Insert it between us,
And fuck until someone cries “Stop!!”
So there’s elements of the last contest’s subject in there too. Sue me. ;)
Here’s mine! Hope you like. ;)
There once was a girl: Essin’Em
Who was truly the world’s hottest femme
She dyes her hair red
And has girls in her bed
And gets fisted on a whim!
When writing about having sex
Essin’Em just is the best
With toys and with hands
Alone or in bands
I don’t think that girl ever rests!
xx Dee
Essin’ Em makes a very good switch
She can always make my legs twitch
She gets me off quick
I strap on my dick
I’d love to make her my bitch
;-)
I have two entries… :-D
There once was a girl we’ll call “Ess”
Who could get off by touching her breasts
But when offered some clamps
She’d surely be damp
And respond with even more zest!
A beautiful queer queen quite regal,
She sits on her throne doing kegels
Her scepter? A pure wand
Of which she’s quite fond
In ways that in texas weren’t legal.
Essin Em came over one day
and said, “We really must play”
so she opened her bag
of sex toys and swag
and turned this straight girl gay
I have one entry with four stanzas.
Alas, its not about you, because I’m an egotistical bastard, and chose my favourite activities to work with.
Wendy likes dildos with class,
made out of silicone, wood, and glass!
With her high quality dick,
she’s up for a trick!
She’s a nut for putting them in ass!
She’ll smile and gives us a wink,
than slides her dick up in a twink,
She’ll loads up with lube,
and she’s ready to move
Its almost her favourite kink.
‘What could be better than pegging?’
You say, with your head shaking.
Well if you ask her for this,
you’ll never be dissed,
and you might even get HER begging!
Because at the top of her list,
she likes to work with her fist!
She can get it all in,
and with a sweet little grin
tell you she’s in to her wrist!
Seems I linked to a nonexistent site. Ah well. Just wanted to include a little background (as well as a link to the right site)- seems you slipped into my dreams about 6 months back so I felt compelled to include a wee bit of my dream in my Limerick. Alright, enough of me clogging up comment space.
A girl whose orgasms were fleeting
found she came harder with a beating
Tied down and abused
Until thoroughly used
She’s a girl you’ll want to be meeting.
Another. ;-)
Her lips, they look red and juicy
Forgive me for being quite goosey
But there’s this girl named Essin’ Em
She’s a witty, sex-blogging femme
And I love her like Ricky loves Lucy
There was a young vampire named Mabel
who’s periods were rather stable
by the light of the moon
with a silvery spoon
she drank herself under the table.