Comments on: Swag Contest #2: Win a Bandito!

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 10:48:22 +0000

There was a young vampire named Mabel
who’s periods were rather stable
by the light of the moon
with a silvery spoon
she drank herself under the table.

By: Ansley

Ansley — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:05:53 +0000

Another. ;-)

Her lips, they look red and juicy
Forgive me for being quite goosey
But there’s this girl named Essin’ Em
She’s a witty, sex-blogging femme
And I love her like Ricky loves Lucy

By: Thursday's Child

Thursday's Child — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:00:32 +0000

A girl whose orgasms were fleeting
found she came harder with a beating
Tied down and abused
Until thoroughly used
She’s a girl you’ll want to be meeting.

By: Jessa (Sleeping Dreamer)

Jessa (Sleeping Dreamer) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:08:58 +0000

Seems I linked to a nonexistent site. Ah well. Just wanted to include a little background (as well as a link to the right site)- seems you slipped into my dreams about 6 months back so I felt compelled to include a wee bit of my dream in my Limerick. Alright, enough of me clogging up comment space.

By: Wendy Blackheart

Wendy Blackheart — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:28:27 +0000

I have one entry with four stanzas.

Alas, its not about you, because I’m an egotistical bastard, and chose my favourite activities to work with.

Wendy likes dildos with class,
made out of silicone, wood, and glass!
With her high quality dick,
she’s up for a trick!
She’s a nut for putting them in ass!

She’ll smile and gives us a wink,
than slides her dick up in a twink,
She’ll loads up with lube,
and she’s ready to move
Its almost her favourite kink.

‘What could be better than pegging?’
You say, with your head shaking.
Well if you ask her for this,
you’ll never be dissed,
and you might even get HER begging!

Because at the top of her list,
she likes to work with her fist!
She can get it all in,
and with a sweet little grin
tell you she’s in to her wrist!

By: Jessa (Sleeping Dreamer)

Jessa (Sleeping Dreamer) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 21:18:57 +0000

Essin Em came over one day
and said, “We really must play”
so she opened her bag
of sex toys and swag
and turned this straight girl gay

By: Lili D.

Lili D. — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 01:11:09 +0000

I have two entries… :-D

There once was a girl we’ll call “Ess”
Who could get off by touching her breasts
But when offered some clamps
She’d surely be damp
And respond with even more zest!

A beautiful queer queen quite regal,
She sits on her throne doing kegels
Her scepter? A pure wand
Of which she’s quite fond
In ways that in texas weren’t legal.

By: Ansley

Ansley — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:04:02 +0000

Essin’ Em makes a very good switch
She can always make my legs twitch
She gets me off quick
I strap on my dick
I’d love to make her my bitch

;-)

By: Curvaceous Dee

Curvaceous Dee — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 23:19:03 +0000

When writing about having sex
Essin’Em just is the best
With toys and with hands
Alone or in bands
I don’t think that girl ever rests!

xx Dee

By: Amber

Amber — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 19:00:55 +0000

Here’s mine! Hope you like. ;)

There once was a girl: Essin’Em
Who was truly the world’s hottest femme
She dyes her hair red
And has girls in her bed
And gets fisted on a whim!