Sexuality Happens

Ok folks – the winner of this contest is going to win a Bandito from EdenFantasys.com. And I loved all of the entries!  You all got so creative (and someone told me that limericks were silly, and that no one would want to enter!).  But now, here is my problem – I love them all so much that I just can’t choose a winner by myself.  

Sooooooo.  Email me (essinem at gmail dot com) or comment with your vote. That’s right – YOU are picking the winner! Please submit your vote to me by 11:59 MST Monday, October 13th.

-Essin’ Em

1.

Generous sex blogger Essin’
Hands out sex toys. I say: “A blessin’!”
If she tells me “You won
a prize,” I say “Hon,
thank you – and now let’s start messin’!”

2.

There once was a girl: Essin’Em
Who was truly the world’s hottest femme
She dyes her hair red
And has girls in her bed
And gets fisted on a whim!

3.

Essin’ Em is a quite thorough top,
She’d beat me with flogger and crop.
We’d then choose a penis,
Insert it between us,
And fuck until someone cries “Stop!!”

4.

When writing about having sex
Essin’Em just is the best
With toys and with hands
Alone or in bands
I don’t think that girl ever rests!

5.

my boifriend can be rather cruel
as the master of some kinky school
when he’s caning my ass
(for lateness to class)
my screams only add to his fuel

6.

Essin’ Em makes a very good switch
She can always make my legs twitch
She gets me off quick
I strap on my dick
I’d love to make her my bitch

7.

There once was a girl we’ll call “Ess”
Who could get off by touching her breasts
But when offered some clamps
She’d surely be damp
And respond with even more zest!

8.

A beautiful queer queen quite regal,
She sits on her throne doing kegels
Her scepter? A pure wand
Of which she’s quite fond
In ways that in Texas weren’t legal.

9.

Essin Em came over one day
and said, “We really must play”
so she opened her bag
of sex toys and swag
and turned this straight girl gay

10.

Wendy likes dildos with class,
made out of silicone, wood, and glass!
With her high quality dick,
she’s up for a trick!
She’s a nut for putting them in ass!

She’ll smile and gives us a wink,
than slides her dick up in a twink,
She’ll loads up with lube,
and she’s ready to move
Its almost her favourite kink.

‘What could be better than pegging?’
You say, with your head shaking.
Well if you ask her for this,
you’ll never be dissed,
and you might even get HER begging!

Because at the top of her list,
she likes to work  with her fist!
She can get it all in,
and with a sweet little grin
tell you she’s in to her wrist!

11.

She’s allergic to all things pink,
Her writing will surely make you think,
When you hear her name, you can’t help but admire,
This girl’s sex life is definitely on fire!
She’s one sexy curvy lady, and you best buy her a drink!

12.

Hearing her name makes my heart beat,
Even though I’m male bodied; I’m sure we could make some heat!
I’d love to treat her to a night on the town,
Where we would certainly get dirty & get down.
I know she usually likes female bodied, but maybe for me she’ll cheat!

13. 

A girl whose orgasms were fleeting
found she came harder with a beating
Tied down and abused
Until thoroughly used
She’s a girl you’ll want to be meeting.

14.

Her lips, they look red and juicy
Forgive me for being quite goosey
But there’s this girl named Essin’ Em
She’s a witty, sex-blogging femme
And I love her like Ricky loves Lucy

15.

Entranced by the pansexual Essin’ Em

I endeavor to peek under her hem

In hand: one Bandito

My foray please don’t veto

For rumor has it you are “a fierce femme”