Sexuality Happens

Haiku Contest Voting!

I had some AMAZING entries for my haiku swag contest (over 2 dozen!), and I definitely cannot choose a winner on my own.  Please vote for your top three favorites in the comments :)  Thanks for your help, and for all the amazing submissions!

-Essin’ Em

1.

I am tightly bound
Wrists and ankles crossed with rope
What is next, my love?

2.

heart pounding, lips wet,
bound, awaiting her wishes,
willingly given

3.

Leather circles wrists
and holds them like an embrace.
The night has begun.

4.

With five syllables,
Words like ’sexuality’=
Difficult haiku.

5.

Essin’ Em is, like,
Required reading each day,
But Not Safe For Work.

6.

rope bondage is hot
but requires lots of skill
better to get cuffs

7.

sexuality:
a good thing to read about
but better to do

8.

Essin Em, A Sin

Melding raw sex with real curves

Perfect sun and moon

9.

Although she likes girls,
Essin’ Em is famous for,
Her world-class blow jobs.

10.

Curvaceous beauty
Twined in rope makes my heart beat
Words set me afire

11.

A whip. A flame. Sex.
Tops, bottoms, play together
Kink is the new black.

12.

Blow jobs are fun for
him and me. Up. Down. Squeeze. Twist.
Make him beg tonight.

13.

In lust with my toys.
Always there for me. Buzzing
In, out, make me come.

14.

I watch porn and like
it. Don’t care what others might
think. Hot sex noises.

15.

In, Out. Moan, Groan. Yes.
Please, please, please. Oh my god, yes.
Take me higher, yes.

16. 

Bloggers know sexy?
Yeah, Essin’ Em tells hot tales.
I cum by the end

17.

please…right there. ow! ow!
thank you sir. i needed that.
Yes Boy you did. Suck.

18.

Thudding sweaty limbs
Body yielding under him
Arching, straining – cuffed.

19.

Essin’ Em:

Coffee’s so last year.
Every morning when I wake
She is in my cup.

20.

Cuffs would do the trick!

To control her while I am…

Playing with her clit!

 21.

Take a look at these!

restraints are what I need!

can I have them please?

22.

Essin is so hot!

When she’s wearing both these cuffs…..

I can dream a lot

23. 

mother always said
“don’t let a man tie you down;
unless you’re in bed.”

24.

Used rope all a mess
Too lazy to sift through it
user friendly cuffs

sometimes are the way
when you’re in a hurry to
get down and dirty!

25. 

Essinem will write
Stories we wish we could live
We are all winners

26.

A hand in the bush

Is worth more than you might know

Fisting is so fun
27.
Sorry telephone,
All tied up right now.  I’ll come
As soon as I come.
28.
toys lined up, waiting
check on lube and batteries
everything just so 

turn on the shower
watching steam fog up the glass
scrub and wash and shave

skim hands down wet skin
waking sensuality
pause, dry off, still revved

perfumed skin for you
makeup, garters, stockings, heels
fully dressed for this.

29. 
Essin’ Em, fiece femme.
Spread open in front of me.
I beg, let me in.
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19 comments

19 Comments so far

  1. Lucky Lucky Girl November 22nd, 2008 12:41 am

    Essin’ Em- May I beg you to add mine in? I swear (interrogate me, it’ll hold) it is only 11:37 MST!

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  3. Ang November 22nd, 2008 10:46 am

    1, 2, and 26. :)

  4. Z November 22nd, 2008 10:50 am

    5, 17, and 23!

  5. Amber November 22nd, 2008 11:05 am

    23, 26, 27.

  6. Roland Hulme November 22nd, 2008 12:05 pm

    I’m going to be REALLY selfish and vote for my own poem, No. 9, just because I think it ties in nicely with your trial of the Mr Man blowjob-thingie – proving once and for all that your astonishing world-class blowjob technique is no longer limited by gender.

  7. Roland Hulme November 22nd, 2008 12:06 pm

    The other two, 26 and 17. Funny and HAWT respectively.

  8. Kimberlee Cline November 22nd, 2008 1:55 pm

    7 and 23

  9. lalana November 22nd, 2008 2:37 pm

    2, 3, and 15… not an easy choice, though :)

  10. Dana November 22nd, 2008 5:44 pm

    23. mother always said
    “don’t let a man tie you down;
    unless you’re in bed.”

    15. In, Out. Moan, Groan. Yes.
    Please, please, please. Oh my god, yes.
    Take me higher, yes.

  11. Panthera Pardus November 23rd, 2008 8:59 am

    23, 27, and 28. ;)

  12. Triskellion November 23rd, 2008 2:43 pm

    28!!!

  13. Curvaceous Dee November 23rd, 2008 3:58 pm

    That was hard! Ultimately I went with 12, 19 and 27.

    xx Dee

  14. r November 23rd, 2008 6:09 pm

    28

  15. Lucky Lucky Girl November 24th, 2008 12:31 am

    self vote. 28.

  16. Tacos November 24th, 2008 12:39 am

    # 28

  17. lady brett November 24th, 2008 10:10 am

    27

  18. ephraim November 24th, 2008 2:19 pm

    7, 17, 23

  19. Sexuality Happens » Haiku Contest Winner!!! November 29th, 2008 12:04 am

    [...] (and thank you for all the amazing entries- they were quite brilliant!! If you haven’t had time to check them out, you can read them all here). [...]

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