Sexuality Happens

HNT and Mr. Man

Remember what I wrote about a few months ago?  About that Blow Job Dildo that was in product development?

Guess who got her hot little hands on one?  That’s right. Me!  Jollies sent me one…and better yet, all of your thoughts and comments came to fruition - the new prototype IS HARNESS COMPATIBLE! Yay!  So let this be a lesson that you CAN be the change that you wish to see in the world.

F was kind enough to help me test it out…how kind of her.  She let me suck her cock, I let her suck mine (Femmes can have cocks too, damn it!).  I’d used it on her before, sucking her off, but this time, I got a turn as well.  Holy crap – it felt so good…very intense, very amazing.  It was like more traditional oral sex on a female bodied person (cunnilingus like), but while watching her mouth slide up and down on my cock. Hot. Mind fuck. God damn hot mind fuck.  When she sucked on my cock, my clit caught on fire.  Fucking genius.

Clearly, the blow job dildo is great for blow jobs, but now, how about using it to fuck in a harness.  I strapped it into my Syd hardness.  It was a little difficult to get it, what with the thick base, and the balls, but it looked lovely.

I’m even pale enough that it seemed to meld pretty well with my skin, but just know that they’re pretty pale, yet slightly radioactive Caucasian flesh colored.

As F lowered herself on me, she gasped in pain.  The long cock had poked her in the cervix. I’m not going to lie – this is a pretty big cock…width wise, but especially lengthwise.  More over, it’s curved oddly, and just really didn’t feel good, at least according to F.  We tried a few different positions, but neither of us really like fucking with it, so eventually we gave up.

So verdict = excellent for blow jobs, not so great for fucking…

Mr. Man. Coming to a store near you soon :)

-Essin’ Em

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28 Comments so far

  1. Epiphora November 20th, 2008 1:30 am

    Cannot. compute. how amazing. this is.

  2. Adriana November 20th, 2008 1:38 am

    Just curious, but what makes it especially for blowjobs?

  3. Essin' Em November 20th, 2008 1:40 am

    It has a hole down the middle so that you suck on the cock, and it sucks on your clit.

  4. stealth November 20th, 2008 1:40 am

    nothing gets me going like a good blow job. It’s a fetish of mine, and the coy look on your face makes the pic.

  5. Karen November 20th, 2008 1:56 am

    Oh My….. So very naughty! I love it
    HHNT

  6. Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek November 20th, 2008 3:46 am

    Omg, so jealous! I want a Mr. Man too!

  7. Amorous Rocker November 20th, 2008 7:44 am

    Oh wow, awesome! Awesome awesome. Love these pics and this post. Lucky you! And lucky her too. ;) Happy HNT!

  8. jennybean November 20th, 2008 9:10 am

    they really do think of everything don’t they?

    HHNT!

  9. Beautiful Dreamer November 20th, 2008 9:26 am

    That is really awesome. Glad to see they moved along with everyone suggestions in mind!!

    HHNT

  10. Jessie November 20th, 2008 10:55 am

    I would have thought that it would make more sense for a blow-job cock to be a bit shorter and thinner. If I remember correctly, Mr. Man is over 8 inches long, but wouldn’t the pressure and suction be better if it was somewhere near six? Might make it better for fucking, too.

  11. Shannon November 20th, 2008 2:09 pm

    I will have to come reread later because my brain instantly went oooh delicious.

    And you will have mail from me soon :)

  12. oceania November 20th, 2008 7:27 pm

    holy shit girl that looked hot

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