Swag Contest: Crave Ankle and Wrist Restraints
Hey folks. I’m doing another giveaway, and this one is for those who like a little bondage in their sex life. I’ll be giving away a set of restraints, made by Crave. They are sexy and purple (I know!) and the winner will get both ankle restraints and wrist restraints. They’re cute, they’re comfy, and I am definitely jealous of whoever wins them. Oh – did I mentioned that they’re lined with faux fur? Cause they are. Courtesy of EdenFantasys. This will be my last giveaway from this company.
What do you have to do in order to win them? Well, my limerick contest was so exciting and popular that I’ve decided to do something similar. This is going to be a haiku contest. The theme? Sexuality (duh). You’re welcome to write it about me (I loved those limericks), but it doesn’t have to be. It can be multiple verses, or just one verse.
What is a haiku?
It’s a short poem, consisting (when written in English, as compared to Japanese) of three lines. The first and third lines have 5 syllables, the middle line has 7.
A Jewish haiku might be like this:
Harsh Scrabble discord–
someone has placed “putzhead” on
a triple word score.
Or like this:
Lacking fins or tail
the gefilte fish swims with
great difficulty.
Here is a Sarah Palin haiku:
This is so unfair
I look just like Tina Fey
but I’m not as smart
But now, see, I want one about sexuality and/or me :)
To enter, send your entry to me by 11:59 MST on Friday, November 21st. You can either post it on here as a comment, on send it via email to Essinem at Gmail dot Com. You must provide an email, and be willing to give me your address to have it shipped to you, should you win.
Enter. Repost. Tell your friends. You know the drill.
Good luck!
-Essin’ Em
PS – the winner will need to write a review for EdenFantasys ON THE EF website (if not a contributor, you can register quickly, for free, and do it). Just FYI :)
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Essen’ Em once gave me some cuffs
Over which I preened and fluffed
They weren’t made for holding saints
No, these were real restraints
They held me the way I like it–when it’s rough
I am tightly bound
Wrists and ankles crossed with rope
What is next, my love?
heart pounding, lips wet,
bound, awaiting her wishes,
willingly given
Leather circles wrists
and holds them like an embrace.
The night has begun.
(what, like I could resist a haiku contest?? ;))
She tightens the cuffs
and my heart begins to race
Anticipation
As usual, some excellent entries. My attempt?
With five syllables,
Words like ‘sexuality’=
Difficult haiku.
or
Essin’ Em is, like,
Required reading each day,
But Not Safe For Work.
rope bondage is hot
but requires lots of skill
better to get cuffs
-or-
sexuality:
a good thing to read about
but better to do
Essin Em, A Sin
Melding raw sex with real curves
Perfect sun and moon
Something you wrote in an earlier blog post: “I had given blow jobs; we’d talked about it. In fact, I believe I mentioned at some point that I was surprised to have been told (multiple times) that it was the best blow job they’d ever gotten.”
Inspired this:
Although she likes girls,
Essin’ Em is famous for,
Her world-class blow jobs.
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Curvaceous beauty
Twined in rope makes my heart beat
Words set me afire
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Ooooo, i love haikus! Like I could resist that!
A whip. A flame. Sex.
Tops, bottoms, play together
Kink is the new black.
or
Blow jobs are fun for
him and me. Up. Down. Squeeze. Twist.
Make him beg tonight.
or
In lust with my toys.
Always there for me. Buzzing
In, out, make me come.
or
I watch porn and like
it. Don’t care what others might
think. Hot sex noises.
or
In, Out. Moan, Groan. Yes.
Please, please, please. Oh my god, yes.
Take me higher, yes.
oops. guess i mis-read. let me try a haiku for you instead (though I had fun with the limerick).
1.
Bloggers know sexy?
Yeah, Essin’ Em tells hot tales.
I cum by the end
2.
please…right there. ow! ow!
thank you sir. i needed that.
Yes Boy you did. Suck.
Thudding sweaty limbs
Body yielding under him
Arching, straining – cuffed.
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mother always said
“don’t let a man tie you down;
unless you’re in bed.”
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Used rope all a mess
Too lazy to sift through it
user friendly cuffs
sometimes are the way
when you’re in a hurry to
get down and dirty!
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Essinem will write
Stories we wish we could live
We are all winners
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A hand in the bush
Is worth more than might know
Fisting is so fun
[correction]
A hand in the bush
Is worth more than you might know
Fisting is so fun
Sorry telephone,
All tied up right now. I’ll come
As soon as I come.
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toys lined up, waiting
check on lube and batteries
everything just so
turn on the shower
watching steam fog up the glass
scrub and wash and shave
skim hands down wet skin
waking sensuality
pause, dry off, still revved
perfumed skin for you
makeup, garters, stockings, heels
fully dressed for this
aww!!! I have 11:37 on my computer, MST
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Hello Nice. Waiting for more:))