Happy Birthday to Me!
In case you didn’t gather it from the post title, today is my birthday.
I’ve decided to celebrate my birthday hardcore this year. With bells and whistles.
In the past, I’ve always had birthday issues. One year, I was robbed (including my wallet, cell phone, medication, glasses, planner, books, etc). Another, I was in a car accident. Once, in college, I ended up on crutches and in major pain (with pain killers and all). Last year, I had a kidney infection, kidney stones and was fucked up on Percocet (and had no sex drive), all thanks to Topomax. Oh yeah, and I had made plans with J for a combo 6 month anniversary/birthday celebration…but of course, we broke up before that. My mother had forgotten my birthday…more than once.
Ergo, you can understand my reticence to looking forward to my birthday. There is usually much bad luck that happens on/around it. However, I’ve decided to go with the ideas that you can change your own fate and what not. So damn it, I’m going to have a good birthday!
Just in case anyone is feeling ridiculously generous, and would like to get me anything, here are links to my wishlists:
My Amazon Wishlist
My Extreme Restraints Wishlist
And because I’m bored, and wallowing in my birthdayness, here are somethings I’d really like for my birthday or Channukah.
The movie Champion, by Pink and White, directed by Shine Louise Houston. It features four of my favorite queer movie stars; Shawn/Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee, Madison Young, and Dylan Ryan. Fighting, fucking, and hot queer people. I want. Bad.
This leopard print comforter set, because I really like to have sexy sheets on which to be fucked. And I have a really ridiculous leopard print fetish. So really, while anything leopard print (like a leopard print rear seat/bench cover) would be awesome, if I had these, I’d have ridiculously hot sex in my new leopard print themed bedroom.
A skate bearing necklace… I’m a derby girl through and through.
A sybian. A sex swing. A sling.
Pretty corsets/latex/PVC clothes.
Dinner at the local Moroccan restaurant. With a belly dancer.
Anyways. Done making lists. Happy Birthday to Me! Everyone celebrate :) JUST DANCE!
-Essin’ Em
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Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Beautiful!!
Happy birthday, dear. Hope its a great one. <3
Happy Birthday beautiful!!! I have your package ready to go, this stupid cold has me derailed but it’s on the way!
I REALLY wish I had the money for your birthday, but my kinda-boy-friend just had a birthday,and I can’t even afford a hotel room. I paid for some pictures for his son at Owen Mills, but his friend gave him a PSP,and I felt like my gift sucked. I did get to pie him in the face since that’s the normal thing at the waffle house I work at, and I got him GOOD.
Happy birthday. Have a fantastic day.
wow, happy birthday ! (mine is in a couple of weeks). Just a new opportunity to start a new tradition of great birthday’s instead of the shit from the past. *smile*. Hope you have a fantastic day, you deserve it!
Jerry
Happy birthday Sag! Hope this is your lucky birthday!
Happy Birthday!! I hope this one is the best ever!
Woooo! Birthday! Happy birthday! *spanks*
Happy Birthday! Hope this year is less kidney infections and more Moroccan belly dancers! :)
happy freakin’ birthday! yesterday was my girl’s =) i love birthdays, because they almost always involve awesome people, good food and good drinks – all of which are way better than presents by me.
p.s. i love the red layout!
Happy Birthday!! I feel you, I always seem to have issues on my b-day. Actually, had a drunk driver come off the road and smashed into my hubby’s car, then pushed it into my car one year. But this last one, a few weeks ago, was actually a very nice quiet day.
I hope your day is wonderful, xoxo
Happy Birthday! Hope your day is wonderful!
Happy Birthday!
peace…
Happy Birthday! I have two other friends with the exact same birthday. So weird.
Happy birthday! I hope the rest of the day goes nicely for you.
woo hoo! happy birthday!
A little late, and a new reader to boot – but Happy Belated Birthday :)
Happy Birthday! Hope this year made all the rest fade away! :D
Wheeee! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
That is one of my favorite songs (and videos) — have listened to it over and over and it still makes me want to dance every time. I want to GO to that party, ha. Hope you had a wonderful day!