Sex Toy Review: The Lovers Paintbox
I love chocolate. I love touching people. I love skin. Ergo, the Lovers Paintbox was obviously a brilliant choice for me.
Instead of playing with these with a partner/lover, I decided to get a wider range of opinions, and I took this kit with me to my birthday party. I figured that we might wind up playing a game like Truth or Dare (yes, I’m in my 20′s, but it’s a damn good game), and it’s always good to have…options…when playing that kind of game.
Good plan. A few rounds in, I was dared to paint my name in chocolate on Sasha Sappho’s cleavage. I did, in a variety of flavors and colors (cause this had three flavors/colors; dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate). And then I was challenged to lick it off…which took freaking forever.
I’ve tried out a chocolate body pain before, by Shunga. It was fairly liquidy, like chocolate syrup. These chocolate paints were different – thicker, chocolatier, etc. I glanced at the brush, but honestly, it was way too big for the task at hand, so I just used my fingers. If you wanted thicker lines, it would be just fine…I’ve also used a variety of little make up brushes (clean, unused of course).
General consensus was that the chocolates tasted good, although they were a little too sweet. Also, no one was a very big fan of the vanilla – I thought it has a bit of a strange after taste.
One note; the chocolate has corn syrup in it. Corn syrup = sugar. DO NOT PUT SUGAR OF ANY KIND NEAR YOUR VAGINA. You will make a new friend…a friend known as yeast infection.
All in all, it was a ton on fun, especially in a group setting, and having used chocolate body paint before, I know it’s a lot of fun between just two people. However, keep in mind that if you’re going to lick it off, you shouldn’t use a lot, as it takes a lot of licks to get a little off. A great alternative is do your masterpiece, lick a little, and then take a fun, hot and steamy shower together.
Even better – right now, the Lovers Painbox is on sale! Even full price, you get a ton of body paint (we only used a tiny hint of it), and right now, you get a super duper deal, thanks to VibeReview.
-Essin’ Em
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This is the birthday party I missed! Damn Tennessee!
I have and love this kit. The convenience of having white chocolate for his skin and milk chocolate for mine…
LOL, I just finished a fun session with my wife where she used chocolate body paint on me (I’m a just recovered type 2 diabetic so I don’t eat anything with added sugar). We did have a lot of fun, and it was much more syrupy than thick. I second (make that third) the thought to keep it away from the vagina!
I sure wish someone made a sugar free formula!
Jerry
Heheh, a new friend…known as a yeast infection.
I know that probably shouldn’t be funny, but somehow, it still is. :)
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