I am a Wet Dream
I am a nerdy boy’s (or girl’s?) wet dream.
Ok, I lied. I can’t program in linux or PHP. So maybe a damp dream. Still a dream of some sort.
But really? I was thinking about this the other day. All my friends in HS, with the exception of my two best friends, were super nerdy boys. In college, it was a mix of nerdy boys and girls. I am, in so many sense of the word, a nerd. Now, if only I could find someone cute and nerdy who appreciate this side of me. I mean, with F, I’d say something, followed by “and I’m such a nerd!” Her response was, “no, I think you’re cool.” She didn’t understand that I LIKE being nerdy, I enjoy it…she thought I needed support and reassurance that I wasn’t.
What makes me nerdy?
*I have a Lord of the Rings quotation tattooed on my body.
*I read a fuck ton of fantasy and sci-fi.
*British humor. I love it.
*While I don’t play, I understand many of the nuances of WoW, Magic, DnD, etc.
*I know what AFK, LAN, LARP, RPG and so many more random letters mean.
*I can do my own HTML programming. And used to know C++ and some Basic.
*I can quote Buffy the Vampire Slayer, own 3 seasons of it, and the CD from the Musical.
*Dr. Horrible. Know it, love it, quote it.
*I know most of the random internet videos (End of the World, Summoner Geeks, the Rejected Cartoons) by heart.
*I am online until some point between 4am and 6am pretty much every day.
*I wear sexy glasses. All the time.
*I know that DM is not always a kink related term
*I have owned dice with more than six sides.
*I love B movies and random movies. I’m not a big chick flick fan.
*I read. All the damn time.
*I do not IM, type or text with “u” “r” 2″ etc. I type out full words and sentences, and use semi-colons as needed.
*I have excel spreadsheets for my Agatha Christie collection, and my tea.
The list goes on. But anyways, I’m realizing that my problem may be that the people I’ve been attracted to over the past year or two just don’t get my nerdiness. I need someone who will watch Shark Attack 3: Megalodon and laugh at it with me. Someone who will get my random “I am feeling fat and sassy!” or “my anus is bleeding!” references. Someone who sings along with me when I break into Bad Horse’s theme, or knows what I mean when I reference WIllow/Tara, or Buffy/Spike. Someone who likes to read, and to discuss books.
Sometimes I get worried. A lot of my old nerdy friends lost a lot of social skills to the World of Warcraft. Their guilds and desire to reach a certain level sucked them out of the real world. And there aren’t that many nerdy dykes out there. But my friend Chris offered me some very sage advice;
“If their WoW/video gaming time is less than or equal to the amount of time that you spend blogging, than you’re good to go.”
So with that in mind, I set out one my hunt for a nice, nerdy, caring person. Applications taken here.
-Essin’ Em
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I have bad news for you hon. I am your perfect person! *thinks* Obviously we need to get you to New Zealand somehow …
(If my heart could beat it would break my chest – but I can see you’re unimpressed.)
xx Dee
When I had LASIK, the only thing I was sad about was giving up my hip, nerdy little glasses, which everybody said made me look smart…
Not to alarm you, but the only person I know with the ENTIRE Buffy collection (all seven seasons) is my father, who’s 71. Whenever we visit, we all sit together and watch them – it’s like a family ‘thing.’
My ankle-length black leather ‘spike’ coat is one of my favorite items of clothing.
Anywhoooo. Nerdy is very sexy. Certainly MUCH sexier than sunburnt, anorexic, silicon-enhanced and dumb.
I realized last night, catching the million obscure Firefly references in the shirts I wanted on CafePress, that I have officially surpassed myself in geekiness.
And I love it.
It’s hot in you, too :)
i have an “i <3 nerds” shirt – it makes me happy when people smile at me for it. it makes me a little sad that none of them have ever been girls.
that is, i <3 you, and i wish more of my friends were nerds – it’s one of the things i miss about being in school =)
I quote Buffy all the time! And most of my friends sigh as they trip over the books spilling out of every crack and crevice in my home. So I hear you on this one!
I am a banana!
You had me at “I do not IM, type or text with “u” “r” 2″ etc. I type out full words and sentences, and use semi-colons as needed.” OMG! That is teh HAWT!
Oh. Wait. Just lost geek points there, didn’t I. Whups.
- I have a dragon tattoo because I believe I was a dragon in a past life.
– I spend almost $100 a month on comics.
– My video game collection is so huge I sometimes forget if I have a certain title.
– I’m learning Japanese through anime.
– I’ve memorized every episode of Star Trek:TNG and am a master of Trek Trivia.
– I cosplay.
– I get off more with hentai than I do actual porn.
– My friends and I often try and make sense out of super-robot technology. We also do the attack calls VERY well.
– Even at 26 years old I still want to be a Power Ranger just as much as I did when I was a kid.
– I’m actively trying to take back words like “Geek” and count them as high compliments.
– I spend far too much money on geek apparel.
– I play EVE Online, a far superior game to WoW.
– I have geeky patches on my coat, including the Autobot symbol, a Star Gate Command patch and a patch that reads “Gotham City Police: SWAT TEAM”.
– Big into Cyberpunk and Transhumanism.
– I quote Dune fairly often.
– I write fanfiction.
my ANUS is BLEEDING!
I have my genius moments; it’s true ;)
Let the quest begin! (Look, I even used a nerdy word for search hehehe)
Loves!
I have a good friend who owns a London club [duckie]
I always wear sexy glasses
I have a t-shirt that says GEEK
I even have a t-shirt that says über-GEEK
mis manos son de tejas
enough said!
I am on a dating site where I have written something like “I am looking for an intelligent and naughty woman”. If you were on that site too, I would have sent you a message…
By the way, where are all the physics references?
An excel sheet for your tea? That’s hot :D