Sexuality Happens

V-Day is coming up, and I know a lot of people are looking for sensual and romance kits in preparation.  While I personally prefer the Raspberry Kiss Kit, the Sweet Celebrations kit is a fairly good option as well.

The kit comes in a nice, heavy duty cardboard box, which is good for storage. It has massage oil, vanilla creme oil of love, honeysuckle honey dust (with a poof for spreading it on), scented rose petals and french vanilla body soufflé. 

Let me just put this out there; the rose petals were HORRIBLE. They were so strongly scented that even though they were in a plastic bag, everything else in the box smelled like them. They are cheap looking, smell sketchy, and were just icky. I tossed mine right away.

I loved the massage oil – I’ve written about the Kama Sutra Massage Oil on here before. It smells nice, isn’t too heavily scented or too oily, is great for massaging, putting on after the shower, or for dropping a few drops into a bathtub. This was my favorite part of the kit.

The body soufflé wasn’t bad. It actually smelled delicious, and was great as a lotion. However, it made me hungry (seriously, what is with all these yummy smelly sex things)…and as I discovered…it’s not edible. Does not taste good.  In fact, you know what cats look like when they’ve tasted something bad, and they do weird tongue things?  Yeah, that was me.

The oil of love was nice…it tasted ok with the hint of an odd aftertaste, but was a good, thick massage oil.  It also, warms up when you lick it, or when you blow on it.  Good for lots of fun.

The dust, however, was creepy.  It looked kind of like coke (it’s not…as far as I know), but it does NOT taste good, it gets all over the place, and it smells not tasty, but all kinds of like old lady bath products. Which, in my book, is not sexy, and it certainly didn’t turn me on.

So this kit bats about 60%…I loved the massage oil, the oil of love was good, and the lotion is fine as lotion…just not sexually. The honey dust, poof, and rose petals, I’ve just tossed. So I guess it depends on what you’re looking for.

Regardless, head over to VibeReview and check out their selection of toys/kits/more for Valentine’s and Single’s Awareness Day.

-Essin’ Em