Sexuality Happens

I have a fuck ton of sex toys. That’s the official term. I give a lot away. Some, that are really creepy, gross, or leave odd aftertastes, get thrown away.  But everything else has to go some where.  I have a rolling sex toy trunk and a adult toy chest, both from For Your Nymphomation. I have a night stand.  And I have a box of “toys to review.”  However, what about toys that I want to travel with?

I have found the answer.

I. LOVE. THIS. BOX.

Seriously. It’s freaking amazing. From the outside, it looks like a fancy schmancy hard sided tackle box, which means it will travel well. Often times, I have to throw my sex toys in a bag when I’m off to a play party…and then it gets stuck in my car for weeks at a times. By the time I get to it, I’ve smooshed and broken some of my clothespins, and I have to go hunting for my pinwheel. This box is perfect for that.

But what makes it more perfect? My Femmeness loves the inside, which is covered in luscious purple velvet. Pretty AND functional.  

But that’s not all.

THE BOX LIGHTS UP. Yes yes, it’s like a refrigerator – when it’s closed, the light is off. When it opens, the light is on (don’t worry, I’ve checked).  It’s battery operated, so if you don’t like the light, you can take the batteries out…but if you don’t want it, you can change the batteries when they die…and you can even use rechargeable batteries if you’re in the tree hugger camp like I am.

All of the pieces in the bottom move around, so you can create spaces for the sizes that you need them…or take them all out of it’s more convenient for you. The top part has mesh – great for vibrators, dildos, etc.  The top and bottom are separated by a piece of purple plexiglass, so you can make sure stuff isn’t going to move around, fall out, get broken, etc as your box gets tossed (yes, I totally went there).

The picture does not do this box justice. It is simply stunning, holds a lot, and is incredibly functional.  Made by Tunti Enterprises, you can get your very own by clicking here. Better yet, Ilse, the amazing woman behind this box, has just offered 15% off if you order it through my blog. So look around all you like, but to get 15% off, you have to click to this link: http://www.tuntienterprises.com/essin-em.html. AND if you click through there, you get free shipping!

While we’re on the sex toy storage page, let me praise For Your Nymphomation a bit more. I was lucky enough to get another set of Clear Velcro Backed Pockets, which are versatile enough to fit in either my trunk or my chest (haha…not that chest…although I suppose if I was wearing a lace bra, then perhaps). I love my FYN stuff because they are designed specifically for sex toys, and they completely understand that things like silicone toys shouldn’t be touching either other, that floggers should be allowed to hang, etc. However, I have so many sex toys, that neither the chest nor the trunk has enough pouches for me. Luckily, you can buy extra pouches in sets of three — either mesh or plastic (I like the plastic because if my lube spills, it doesn’t get all over everything, and I like the mesh, because they’re perfect for dildos and other things that need to be air dried). You can also buy extra pages for the sex toy trunk, which is on my list of things I need.

Shiny, happy, plastic packs. They’re also good for storing make up (because I’ve found that mine always explodes while traveling), and also, if you’re into different types of creative decorating, you can hang up velcro strips on the wall, and then affix these as you see fit.

So if you’re looking for sex toy storage solutions, then there are my suggestions for ya.

-Essin’ Em