Sexuality Happens

I’ve only gone gambling once. On time, it was in Vienna, Austria, and then once again with my best friend in Atlantic City when she came to visit.  I guess if you count the scratch lotto, it’s been a few more times. I’m not the biggest fan – I don’t like losing my money.  However, I do like sex, and was willing to take a gamble or two as long as sex was involved. Enter, Sex Casino.

This kit has a ton of different things. There are scratch cards, dice, chips, cards, and oh yes, a GIANT fold out instruction sheet that tells you how to play a ton of different games with said items.

I was being all smooth again, and as I was planning on Q coming over for sex anyways, I opened the box and took out all the items.  When she showed up, I pinned her against the pantry door in the kitchen, and handed her some scratch cards.  Um. Boring. Lots of candles, and steamy showers, and sexy music things. Totally not our style. More over, some of them were very heterosexist; “he does/she does.”  As we are two woman identified people, I was pretty underwhelmed.

The dice were fun. One has verbs (nibble, lick, suck, etc), the other has nouns (nipples, neck, feet, etc). Now, I don’t like having my feet played with that much, but this was a fun way of ‘having to’ try playing with them (in a consensual way of course).  

The chips were fun – good for figuring out fun things to do, etc.  However, all of these games were kind of odd. And some of them were hard to follow. And honestly, when I want to be getting it on, I don’t want to have to be reading confusing instructions. I want to be licking and sucking and kissing and fucking and mmmm. You know what I mean.

I think if you’re a more vanilla couple who happens to be make of a cisgender man and cisgender woman, this could be lots of fun, and definitely add more spice to your life. If you’re more kinky, however, or queer identified, this kit might be a little tame, a little boring, and even a little hetero sexist.

I really do like the dice though…and so do my kitties. If you get this kit, make sure you keep your dice away from claws and paws, or you may never get them back.

To get the Sex Casino kit, head over to Babeland!

-Essin’ Em