April Fool’s HNT!
OBVIOUSLY (I guess not so obviously if you didn’t figure out), yesterday’s post was most definitely an April’s Fools joke of sorts. I am so entrenched in writing and the sex blog community, there is no fucking way in hell that I’d be shutting down this blog right now. Borrowing from Cher in Clueless, AS IF!
I was actually shocked how many people believed it. I’ve never pulled off an even decent April Fools, so I was shocked that people fell for it!
So sorry if I freaked you out…and not so sorry if you were rejoicing (you don’t HAVE to read me). But I’m here to stay, hopefully for a good while.
Last week, when AshleyBird was here, we took her to Casa Bonita to visit. If you haven’t heard of Casa Bonita, either you live under a rock, or have never watched South Park (or both). It’s a giant (25,000 square foot, 1,100 seat) Mexican themed restaurant/indoor entertainment center. It’s got a 30 foot waterfall with lagoon featuring cliff divers, fire divers, a “300 pound gorilla” (a person in a gorilla suit), arcades, Black Bart’s Hide Out, puppet shoes, pinata breakings, and more. The food is horrible, and it’s totally a tourist trap, but everyone once in a while, it’s fun to bring new Coloradans and out-of-towners to dinner there. I worked there one summer while in college.
One of the extra features is the Magic Room. Every night in the summer, and on weekends in the off season, they have a magician in there at night doing tricks. However, my parents always referred to it as the Brothel Room, because the entire room has mirrors on the ceilings, with gold gilding. Very Victorian Brothel. We went in there so he could spank Ashley, and while there, I decided to try and take a picture of myself in the mirror. Try number one with my lying on the table resulted in the table tipping over and me eating it. Attempt numbero dos gave me the above picture. Not super nekkid, but there are boobies! And a brothel ceiling!
-Essin’ Em (who is oh so here to stay!)
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I thought it might be a joke, but really, ya never know. Yay that it is!
I’ve never been a fan of April Fools. I’m extremely believing, trusting, and gullible. :) HHNT!
I’m glad I didn’t see your April Fool’s joke until April 2nd! Glad you’re sticking around, especially after your HOT post from a few days ago.
That’s a cool pic, way to take advantage of the decor
And I didn’t believe you’d quit.. one thing I’ve learned about you, you’re no quitter. :-)
HHNT
hey! is that “gullible” written on that mirrored ceiling? yep, that’s right, you got me. now, i didn’t really believe the “end” part, because, well, it just didn’t make sense. but you totally got me with the “hiatus” part. you had me all scaredy. ;)