Sexuality Happens

Behold my child. Before thee, thou shalt see the Share by Fun Factory. Tis a double ended dildo, but nay, tis it not one made of phthalates, nor one that is shaped as though tis a straight javelin nor as thought twas a sword. Nay my child, this Share before you is actually designed with the body of human in mind, to go inside, and to go forth and fornicate (though without the intent of procreating).

I giveth forth my thanks to Babeland, for sending me such an implement to test and to review…in the biblical sense.

I’m sorry.  I started writing this during Passover, and it just stuck.

The Share is made by Fun Factory, and is made of 100% silicone (so no silicone lube, but it IS sterilizable/SHARE-able if you boil it, dishwash it on the top shelf with no soap, or wipe it down with a bleach solution). It comes in pink (ewwww), black (wish I’d been sent this one), or purple, which is the one I have.  It is the exactly same color purple as the Curve, if that helps anyone trying to match up their collections.

It’s actually a bit more solid than it looks, albeit it INCREDIBLY floppy compared to the Feeldoe or Nexus dildos. Like WOAH FUCK floppy. I was actually shocked the first time I saw one of these at the incredible floppiness. Now, some people like this better, as you can manipulate it in more positions than the other two…I decided to test it out.

Thought number one: Don’t lubricate it up if you can help it.  I lube it up before I put the bulbous, “fucker” end inside me. Now, I’ve been told that my vagina can crush walnuts (strong PS muscles), but this little bugger kept slipping out, even before I started to fuck Q with it. Add to that her relatively tight cunt, and I had so much trouble with the fuckage.  I mean, her end (the longer, “fuckee” end) would stay in her, and I’d pop off mine because it slid right out of me, or it would slide out of both of us. Oy.

I’ve been practicing with it on my own. Less lube = much more luck.  Also, maybe switching around and having her being the fucker, and me the fuckee might help.  It’s just as easy/smooth as it seems like it should be (but I had the same problem with the Nexus, so I might just have double ended dildo epic fail). I’d try it in a harness, but the Syd has two different holes in odd places so it doesn’t work, and the SpareParts Joque harness doesn’t have a through and through hole (even though it’s like the most comfortable harness EVERY!).  Ergo, the answer is I need to get Q a hot harness that works with the Share.

I will say that WHEN it worked, it was fun, it felt good (I really like the matte silicone more), and was a good toy. It’s just trying to have longer, more intense sex sessions with slidy-outy dildos didn’t work so well for us.

To get your own Share and Share the love, head on over to Babeland.

-Essin’ Em