Sexuality Happens

Ok. So I thought SexToy.com was doing a giveaway.  They’re not – SexTOYS.com (with an S) is.  Le sigh.

Anyways, they’re (they being sextoys.com) giving away $1000 worth of sex toys. ONE THOUSAND.  I want. And because of my mistake (and seriously, sextoy vs. sextoys seems like a simple mistake to me), I put together this whole wishlist for SEXTOY.com. Because then I could get sexy outfits, and furniture, and cuffs and shoes and cupping sets and…yeah. I really want to win these things, because I could get the toys that I really really want, and can’t afford. 

I know that this is for the wrong site and all that jazz.  Yes, I got it.  However, since I already put this list together, I figure, why not post it, right?  Now you can see what I’d do with $1000 towards SexToy.com.

To enter the correct contest, you just have to post a list of the toys you’d  get if you win, and why you want them. Here is my list (and ps, if you just want to randomly send me any of them, that’s fine too!):

First, I’d like the Liberator Esse, in leopard print, of course. Why? Because it’s bloody amazing, I could use it as regular furniture AND for sex, and I’ve found that the Liberator items make things much more possible (I’m disabled, and they make it so that I can do some things that I normally can’t) for me, so I really appreciate their things deeply. Plus, my cats would love to sit on it. $375

I’d also like these glass fire cups.  Why? Because I like fire. And I like spots. And I like fire and spots together, and am trying to learn more with fire play.  $28

While I’m at it, I’d also like this cupping set, because I’ve never tried vacuum/pressure cupping, and I really want to try. I’m sure Cait would be my willing guinea pig. $64

Oooh. I like clothes too. I love this leather halter studded steel boned corset. Why? Um. Halter top. Plus steel bones. Plus corset. Plus BOOBIES.  Equals? WIN. $120

I also want this corset, but in red and black. I don’t have any strapless outfits I can wear to fetish parties, but this one, I could wear with the majority of my bottoms. $120

Just one more piece of fetish clothing, promise!  This leather dress. BECAUSE LOOK AT THE BACK. So sexy. It would show off my tattoos and ass and be super duper hot. $100

Of course, to go with all these hot fetish outfits, I’d need some ridiculously sex black boots. Mmm. Imagine how hot I’d look…just walking, sitting, resting them on some willing submissive. $44

I also need lube. Lots of lube. I love Pjur Aqua for when I’m playing with silicone toys (so it doesn’t melt my toys!), and Eros Bodyglide (also by Pjur) for when it’s just hands, or metal toys. I go through lube like it’s nobody’s business (antihistamines, hormonal birth control, and my natural stuff prevents me from lubricating a lot, even where I’m really really really oh my god fuck me now turned on), ergo, I’d love these bigger containers, but can’t really afford it. $34 and $44, respectively.

And OH MY GOD these cuffs…RED. SATIN. LINED. DOUBLE-WIDE. CUFFS. So much pretty I can’t even handle  it! Imagine them about my wrists as my partner used a knife and vampire gloves all over my body…or them around my partners wrists as I taunted and teased them forever before sliding my fingers into them. $70

Total (with some rounding-up so I stayed under): $999. Hurray!

So yes. This is what I’d want to do with $1000 worth of sex toys. Think of all the hot stories I could write!

-Essin’ Em