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Name that Schlong Contest

June 02nd, 2009 | Category: amusing,linkage,News,sexuality education,Swag

That’s write. You read the title correctly. I’m having a Name that Schlong contest.  Shocking, right?

It gets even more shocking, because the schlong you’re going to be competing about isn’t even HUMAN.

What?

Ever heard of the Green Porno series on the Sundance Channel?

 

Green Porno is a series of short films on animal sexual behavior.  It was created by and stars Isabella Rossellini and airs on the Sundance Channel and Sundancechannel.com. The first season focused on insects and the second season on aquatic life.  This clip gives more background on the current season.
The episodes are meant to be both educational and humorous (and artistic to boot).
Anyways, they’re sponsoring a contest on my blog.
Basically, In the Green Porno 2 episode called “Why Vagina,” Isabella Rossellini wanders through a “forest” of larger-than-life penises while explaining the wonders of species-specific compatibility between penises and vaginas.  They’ve took some screen grabs from this episode and labeled each screen grab with a big arrow pointing to a different penis. I’m posting one of these screen-grabs. To participate in the contest, you, dear readers, need to do a little research and find out what species the penis below belongs to…ie, naming that schlong.  They’ll provide a green prize pack to the winner (details on that below).
The Prize Pack includes the following:
*Vye and Elle messenger bag made from recycled billboards
*A Sundance “The Green” tee shirt made from bamboo fiber
*A Sundance hat made from organic cotton 
*A set of small speakers made from recycled materials
Here is the picture:
To enter, comment with a working email, and be willing to provide your address should you win.
Deadline? June 12nd, 11:59pm, MST. That should give you sometime to research.  Make sure you check out their blog at SUNFiltered, as they may be posting some hints! (Update: Here is a post w/ a link to a labeled gallery!)
Alright.  I hope you’re ready to…
NAME!
THAT!
SCHLONG!
-Essin’ Em
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32 comments

32 Comments so far

  1. z June 2nd, 2009 6:18 am

    Indian or spotted mouse deer!
    cool.

  2. Nadia West June 2nd, 2009 7:22 am

    Yup that was easy with the gallery – indian or spotted mouse deer. But you know, before I checked out the gallery I also found this, the Argentine lake duck: http://www.terrierman.com/duck-dick-argentine-lake-duck.jpg

  3. Rick O! June 2nd, 2009 10:29 am

    Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer. Looks a little user unfriendly.

  4. SUNfiltered : Fresh culture daily. » Blog Archive » NAME THAT SCHLONG! June 2nd, 2009 12:07 pm

    [...] Essin Em [...]

  5. bonnie June 2nd, 2009 12:17 pm

    Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer it is! Great idea for a contest. Will there be a ‘name that vagina’ contest?

  6. Oggins June 2nd, 2009 12:59 pm

    Yep, Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer. Interesting though!

  7. Champagne and Benzedrine June 2nd, 2009 1:17 pm

    Ha! I’ve seen one of those – the one with the whale. Trippy!

  8. ron b June 2nd, 2009 1:53 pm

    indian or spotted mouse deer

  9. Can You Name that Schlong? : Sustainablog June 2nd, 2009 1:56 pm

    [...] Essin Em [...]

  10. Helen June 2nd, 2009 2:00 pm

    Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer.

  11. Kelly June 2nd, 2009 2:09 pm

    Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer. I wonder if these were the inspiration for twisted/ mutual sensation condoms?

  12. Tiffany June 2nd, 2009 2:37 pm

    Indian or spotted mouse deer…and better yet, I now can read your blog!
    And looks pretty user friendly to me…

  13. Crystal June 2nd, 2009 3:12 pm

    its an Indian or spotted mouse deer

  14. Barbara Williams June 2nd, 2009 5:52 pm

    idian or spotted mouse deer. oh dear!

  15. Brian Born June 2nd, 2009 6:39 pm

    An Indian or spotted mouse deer’s tally-whacker, methinks!

  16. Jim Littlepage June 2nd, 2009 7:07 pm

    Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer

  17. Robin Kilgore June 2nd, 2009 8:12 pm

    Certainly looks like an Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer to me, too ! Looks like quite a challenge….

  18. Stephanie Powers June 2nd, 2009 8:41 pm

    indian or spotted mouse deer!

  19. Becky June 2nd, 2009 10:18 pm

    Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer

  20. Cindi June 2nd, 2009 10:54 pm

    Hi! This is quite an interesting contest. I adore Robert Redford and his Sundance Channel! According to the picture gallery, this package belongs to the “Indian or
    Spotted Mouse Deer.” Please enter me in your fun giveaway drawing. Many thanks, Cindi

  21. ray dorn June 3rd, 2009 12:56 am

    I am an avid sundancechannel watcher and love the programs I see there. Which is why I happen to know that this particular penis is the ‘Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer’ schlong. Yes, yes.

  22. Lisa Palmer June 3rd, 2009 9:05 am

    indian or spotted mouse deer. That’s how they came up with multiple meanings of the word screw. Pigs also have a corkscrew penis

  23. laturk June 3rd, 2009 11:19 am

    Indian or spotted mouse deer!

  24. Amy June 3rd, 2009 6:20 pm

    That is a indian or spotted mouse deer

  25. Mary June 3rd, 2009 9:25 pm

    Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer, of course.

  26. Thursday's Child June 4th, 2009 1:56 pm

    Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer – I love those Green Pornos. Isabella Rosselini rocks my socks!

  27. Boo June 4th, 2009 10:45 pm

    This cork-screw is from a Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer.

  28. Lee Taylor June 5th, 2009 11:00 am

    Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer, TRAGULUS MEMINNA

  29. jenni June 6th, 2009 10:58 pm

    Hey cool – Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer

  30. Renee June 7th, 2009 2:08 pm

    Indian or spotted mouse deer, obviously!

  31. Skye June 8th, 2009 7:09 pm

    Indian or Spotted Mouse Deer

  32. Sandra June 10th, 2009 4:05 pm

    Indian or Spotted Deer Mouse. Love the contest!

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