Sexuality Happens

It’s another one of these contests.  Ooh La La is holding a contest where if you post a wishlist on your blog, you can win up to £500 worthe of toys (they, they’re a British company).  Ergo, I figured I’d throw my hat into the ring…especially because they have zebra print plus size lingerie! 

Here are the rules.

My list:

Zebra Bustier – I love animal print, and don’t have ANY zebra print lingerie.  Plus, they match one of my pairs of glasses. What isn’t to love? Cost:  £59

Diamond Fishnets in Black and Red (2 pairs) – I have a fishnet fetish, black and red are favorite colors, and like most derby girls, I’ve discovered how cool it looks to layer two colors of fishnets. Cost:  £6 each, £12 total

Lovemoiselle – Aveline Ceramic Dildo – Ok, so we know how much I love cool materials in my cunt?  And even though I have a GoldFrau, I really like this shape and design. Plus, it’s CERAMIC! Cost: £54

Feeldoe Original – This is the only type of new-style double ended dildo that I don’t yet have, and I really want it. A lot. Cost: £109

Little Chroma Red – I don’t have any JimmyJane vibrators, and this one is not only small and cute, but it’s also RED, which makes it ideal for both my sex toy collection, and more importantly, my purse.  This way, I can pull it out for not only myself, but any deserving partners! Cost: £144

OhMiBod Vibrator – Because I have an iPod, I LOVE music, especially during sex, and I think mixing sex and music is brilliant. Cost: £41

Enchanted Evening Kit – I do in fact, believe it or not, have my sweet and romantic side.  Candle, Champagne and all that sound exquisite…with the right person. Cost: £31

Afterglow Candle in Bourbon – I actually have this candle in FigLeaf and LOVE it…so does my partner Q. I’m running low after a few months, and would love a refill, but in a different scent. Cost: £31

Vanilkla Fetish – Well, cause I love both giving and getting massage before and after, and sometimes during sex.  And it’s all natural. Beautiful. Cost: £17

Lavetra Strong Condoms – Sounds silly for this dyke will sterilizable toys, right? But I’ve broken many a condom on my hitachi while sharing, and would love to try some extra strong condoms to see if that helps. Cost: £2.

Total cost:  Cost: £500, EXACTLY.  Yes, I am that good.

Please pick me! Yahoo!