Sexuality Happens

Have you been waiting?

I know you were waiting.

I’VE been waiting.

I’ve been for a perfect, red, 36″ long spreader bar.

Yes. A spreader bar.

This one is particularly nice. Now, I tried a Spreader Bar with Snap Hooks last year. Honestly, it was pretty much a P.O.S and epic fail.  And then I wanted a real one more and even more.  So I was so excited when my sex toy collection was suddenly expanded by a 36″ spreader bar.  I keep saying 36″ because this particular bar also comes in a 24″ option as well. Additionally, it comes in the lovely shade of red that I was happy to get because it matches my collection, but also in purple and pink, for the discerning kinky perverts out there. To be honest, as much as I love the black in my black, red and animal print sex toy collection theme, it’s nice to see a little color variety in kinky toys (conversely, I’d like to see more black and red dildos/vibrators among all the purple and pink ones).

Anyways, I told Q she was in charge, and to use the spreader bar to the best of her ability on me. There was much texting back and forth about it…about me using it on her as she stood up and I ate her out, and she couldn’t bring her legs together…about her using it on me and fucking me until I couldn’t take it anymore, etc. I was so excited and was thrilled the next time I saw her, and she mentioned the spreader bar.

We put some leather cuffs on my ankles, and used fancy schmancy snap-hooks from Home Depot to attach the cuffs (and consequently my ankles) to the ends of the spreader bar. I’m so glad i got a 36″ one – 24″ would have been WAY to short for me. However, there was one problem; because the cuffs had D rings, and was attached by snap hooks, there was a lot of flexibility as to where I could move my ankles. She told me she’d been hoping for something more solid, where I couldn’t move my legs AT ALL as she licked me, sucked me and fucked me.

Gah. I even bought zip ties, hoping that would help (using them with the cuffs, as compared to on their own). Not much better.  Basically, I think I need to figure out some fancy rope ties to tie my ankles directly to the spreader bar, and just eliminate the entire cuff set out of the equation.  If anyone has some brilliant rope ideas, please share.

Anyways, I really really really like my spreader bar. I have a tendency to move a lot and close my legs, especially when things feel really really really good. This works towards preventing that. I loved that Q could hold up the bar, and move my legs (and often times me) where she wanted them in one, quick, fluid motion. I liked the cold feel of the metal. I liked how I looked with my legs spread so wide apart. Basically, the spreader bar fulfilled 95% of my fantasies about it – I just need to figure out a better way to attach my ankles to it.

4.5 stars out of 5.  Pretty damn awesome!

Want a spreader bar? In possibly one of a variety of colors? Well, what are you waiting for?

-Essin’ Em