Sexuality Happens

This is the Cheetah version of the Sex Sling. It also comes in a more under the radar black neoprene.

It’s pretty obvious why I wanted the version that had animal print, I mean, come on.

I wasn’t sure how well the Sex Sling would sit into my life.  I mean, yes, Q and I have strap on sex, but not often enough to really make good use of this.  But I did wonder if we’d be able to use it to hold her legs open wider and more easily while I slid my hand into her.

We hopped into bed, and I grabbed the Sex Sling to take with me.  I open the package, and she looked at it very suspiciously.  ”Um, what exactly do you plan on doing with that?” she asked.

“Just bear with me.  You know how I have these “brilliant” ideas that sometimes turn out to be amazing, and sometimes turn into mega sex fail?  Yeah.  Just be quiet and let me put this on you.”  I hooked one soft cuff around her ankle, lengthened the straps, wrapped it around the back of her neck, and then fastened the other ankle strap.

I’m not going to lie. It involved a lot of laughing and silliness.  She started rolling one way, and watch her ankles kind of flail around in the air as I tightened the straps was a bit amusing.  Also, she looked like of like she was wearing parachuting equipment, what with the nylon webbing straps pressing against the front of her shoulders, and framing her breasts.  I said as much, and she suggested that in addition to the animal print option, they should also have a camouflage option for people who like military play/green/etc, or for butches who want to look like they’re ready to jump out of an airplane.  I shushed her (I mean, come on! Who doesn’t love a little animal print accent?) and started kissing down her body. 

Fail. She kept rolling back and forth, and told me that it wasn’t that comfortable.  Also, trying to eat someone out when they’re rolling? Not that easy.  

When she’s fucking me and is strapped on, I sometimes like having my legs up in the air…but I rather she be holding them there, or for me to have them wrapped around my neck, instead of in a contraption like this.

On a total random note, because I try to make sure that I test sex toys in every possilbe way, even those they aren’t meant for, this sex sling works BRILLIANTLY for stretching. I’ll put it on myself, and I can use it to stretch out most of my neck and back muscles, as well as my hamstrings. I highly recommend it for that!

Head on over to VibeReview for your own Sex Sling (or Stretch Sling as I prefer to refer to mine now), or a plethora of other sex toys!

-Essin’ Em