Sexuality Happens

Meet the Thigh Harness. Yes. It’s a harness. For a dildo.

It is not a sexy looking sex toy. Not at all. In fact, I’m reminded of many of the “oh so sexy” (translation; not sexy at all) knee braces I’ve worn throughout my almost ten years of knee problems. The neoprene, the velcro…not exactly what you think of when you think of hot, sexy, fucking.

It gets better.  I attached the harness, having put in the dildo.

Q and I decided to use the Purr Dildo with this harness, as it’s one of her favs, it vibrates, and it’s a great length for trying out in a harness.

As I moved around the room, desperately searching for the lube (my bedroom looks like a sexual fallout zone right now), the vibe kept turning on. I’d turn it off, then move, and it would turn on again. Not sexy, and fairly annoying.  I kept adjusting the thigh harness to the right thing, and was getting ready for some epic fail.

Well, I’ll admit when I’m wrong. I was wrong. This is one of my favorite new sex toys, ever. For less than $20.

Q and I lubed up, and I slid into her, as she leaned forward to kiss me. As I fucked her with my leg, I played with her nipples, kissed her, pulled her hair, ran my nails over her back, and more.  I barely even had to move my leg before Q would make a gasp or a moan. It was amazing, being able to be so close to her while fucking her, and having access to so much.

Then I made her get on her knees, fingers linked behind her neck. I had her bouncing up and down on me, as I pulled and twisted her nipples, slapped her face, put my hand around her neck, and more.

You can fuck on your side.  You can fuck sitting up. Standing up. In a chair, having someone ride you. It’s brilliant, because even if you don’t have knee access/usage, or even much muscle control, you can easily have someone ride you, or find a position that works for you. Very disability friendly.

And if you judge by how fucking soaking wet this harness is from Q whenever we play with it, I think it can definitely be considered a raging success. Good thing it’s made of neoprene, and can be easily cleaned!

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-Essin’ Em