Sexuality Happens

I love sex toys, and I love Babeland! Right now, they’re holding a contest where you put together a list of toys worth $500. You can either win the toys, or $125 gift card (and YOU dear readers, can win $125 if you comment). So here is my fancy schmancy list:

I want the Njoy Eleven SO BAD! It’s a couple pounds of stainless steel, looks fancy and sexy, and a shot for GoodDykePorn.com with one that I didn’t get to keep, and let me tell you, my cunt was so fucking happy with a steel dildo almost the size of my fist in me. $300

Then I also would really like a black Spareparts Joque Harness for Q to fuck my brains out with.  It’s waterproof, so we could use it in the shower, in my building’s pool and hot tub, in the rain. Plus, she can use it to pack, which really fucking turns me on, especially when she comes up and presses up against me. $100

I would also want a black Mr. Bendy, so that Q (or me, depending on our moods) can pack-to-fuck…possibly in the above harness. Great for fucking in club bathrooms, etc. $65

Also important is lube – I would want 8oz of Sliquid H2O. We go through lube like nobody’s business. With all the fucking and fisting and what not, we’re always on the look out for a new, even more amazing lube. $20

Lastly, the old school theatre techie side of me would want a Babelight (preferably in red or blue) – a flashlight, vibrator and key chain all in one? I mean, really, is there anything more one could ask for? $14

Total Wishlist Cost: $499

Here’s all the small print:

Two ways to win sex toys from Babeland:

1. A $500 grand prize winner will be drawn at random from all entries.

2. Two $125 prizes will be awarded to the site that generates the most posts or comments: one for the site owner, and the other for a post by a reader on that same site.

How it Works: 
It’s shockingly easy! If you own a website or blog, just write a blog entry or a post with a wish list of the Babeland sex toys you covet and your orgasmic dreams just may come true.  We are in the business of fulfilling desires, after all.

Your wish list can total up to $500 worth of products—just list the name of each product (with a link to that product on Babeland.com) and one sentence about why you lust after that toy.   

We know it sounds too good to be true, but there’s no catch here, no purchase or sign up necessary.  Just create your list of favorite products and post your wish list on your own blog, site, or in a forum of which you’re a member.  Then submit the link to your post, your name, and shipping address to freesextoys@babeland.com to enter. And remember, the total price of products must not exceed $500.

Finally, we’ll select one grand prize winner at random, and one lucky winner will be floating in a blissful sea of the $500 worth of sex toys from their list.  

But wait, there are plenty of other ways to win!  We’ll be counting comment responses to your wish list post, and the blogger with the most responses will win $125 worth of sex toys.  

And what about your loyal blog readers—don’t they deserve a piece of the pie?  If your blog wins the $125 prize, you can pick one of your commenters to win another $125 of sex toys.  (Whew…that’s a lot of toys, but we think you can handle it.) 

Need some inspiration?  Each week, we will choose one winner among the categories below to win a$25 Babeland Gift Card. Your post will be mentioned on our Babeland blog:
The wish list with the sexiest toys for couples.
The wish list with the sexiest toys for women.
The wish list that is kinkiest and most original.
The wish list with the sexiest toys for men.

All blogger are encouraged to post a link to their blog entry on Babeland’s Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/babeland