Sexuality Happens

In response to this here tweet by the lovely Sinclair Sexsmith, I’ve compiled a list of my favorite ten toys.  While I don’t own every sex toy invented (still holding out for the Eleven, the Esse, the Eroscillator, and any other cool toys made of aluminum (which I DON’T have ANY of yet!), marble (to go with my granite), or other funky materials), I have been fortunate enough through my work and this blog to try a large variety.  And since I understand that not everyone gets that lucky, and would like to know which ones are worth buying and spending the money on, here is a list of my top ten. I’m also going to have Q make a list of her top 5 for the future, so you get some different view points.

I’m including things that are not toys per se; lubes, throws, etc. However, I am saving books and porn for a different list.

All the following items have the Essin’ Em Seal of Orgasmic Approval.

-Essin’ Em

10. Fun Factory Curve – Big surprise to me, but this is great for both masturbating and using it on Q.  Design is perfect for stimulating G-spot, and the little handle is quite helpful, if I do say so myself!

9. Smart Balls – These are super fun for doing kegel exercises (at home, in the apartment building, at the grocery store, etc), and are also a blast to have in with a vibe on your clit.  Every cunt should have a set!

8. Lelo Gigi – Second best vibrator, and designed perfectly for both clitoral stimulation OR internal penetration and vibrator.  Comes in lots of fun colors now, and is rechargeable! 

7. Pjur’s Eros Body Glide and Aqua – Bodyglide is a wonderful silicone based lube that I love for longer sex sessions, fisting, sex in water, etc.  Aqua is an amazing water based lube that is fabulous for use with any toys, or any other kind of sex.

6. Thigh Harness – Cheap, but absolutely awesome!  Allows you to have sex in such a huge variety of positions, is disability friendly, and is machine washable.  Brilliant!

5. Vampire Gloves – SO MUCH FUN! These are great for sensual play to much rougher, edgy play.  Causes lots of tingles and goosebumps, or can be used harder to make marks. Have yet to find ANYONE who doesn’t absolutely love these!

4. The SpareParts Harness – Most comfortable harness EVER. Also, adjustable for ALL sizes (small-very large), so it’s great for use for everyone. Machine washable makes it easy to keep clean, and it’s easy to wear if one is packing underneath clothing. Something everyone should invest in!

3. The Fascinator Throe – Brilliant for pretty much everything. Protects sheets/furniture/etc against come, ejaculatory fluid, wax, lube, sweat, food, etc. Is then even more brilliant as it is MACHINE WASHABLE!

2. The NobEssence Tryst – the wood feels wonderful, it’s dual-sided depending on what you’re wanting, and it hits my g-spot abos-fucking-perfectly.

1. The Hitachi Magic Wand – This is THE. BEST. VIBRATOR. EVER. I love love love it. It can be used for any gender, any sex, by yourself or with a partner, kindly or torturously, you name it.  I happen to be the leader of the Hitachi cult, and plan to stay that way.