Sexuality Happens

When a certain sex toy store offered me the chance to review an ice luge, I’m going to be honest – I almost deleted the email.

What is ice luge, you ask, oh gentle readers?  Traditionally, it is a large block of ice, with two tracks carved into it.  You could either grab a friend and each do a shot, or have them pour a shot down one, and a chaser down the other, and hope you timed it right to get the correct amounts of liquid.  Why? Because a) it’s fun and a little kooky, b) because it makes whatever you pour down it super cold and c) drunk college students will try anything.  I think during my entire four years in undergrad, I tried an ice luge MAYBE two or three times.  As someone who isn’t a big drinker, it was an amusing experience, but I couldn’t really see setting one up myself.

Except, when I mentioned it in passing to Q, she got really excited about it.  Ergo, I decided to un-delete the file and get one. Choices were the ice rack ie boobs (which I got), or the “ice man” which is really a giant ice penis and balls.

Once I got it in the mail, it took a while before we had an appropriate occasion for using it.  Most events were either inappropriate for boobs, or inside (I HIGHLY recommend doing this outside so you don’t worry about melting all over your floor.

Finally, there was a kinkster BBQ on Labor Day weekend. Perfect!  We made the mold in advance, and although we were able to get it out, it involve 3 doms with knifes, and some aggressive actions with pliers. However, once set, with the red and white ice pucks underneath it (it made it purple – not sure why), it looked pretty awesome.

We had both alcoholic and non-alcoholic options, and the longer the ice lugez had to melt a little, the better the liquid poured through it. It was a huge hit, and lasted a good 90 minutes, two hours or so before it fell off the table and shattered.  By that point, one of the nipples had been sucked off, but it was still functioning fairly well.

So everyone loved it, it provided a great deal of fun, and other than being ridiculously heavy to carry, it was freaking awesome. The only down side in my mind was that you could only love the ice mold once, and then had to destroy it to get it off…I wish it had been re-useable.

Click here to get your own ice lugez boobs or ice lugez penis.

-Essin’ Em