Sexuality Happens

I turn three today. Well, to be more specific, Sexuality Happens does. And I’m having an AWESOME contest to celebrate!

I’m having a preeeetty snazzy blogiversary contest. No, really.  A lot of the companies I’m affiliated with have stepped up to offer some kick as prizes.  I’ve got schwag from Sex Toy.com, Babeland, For Your Nympohmation, the Crash Pad Series, Good Vibrations, Extreme Restraints, Vibe Review, etc.  Please make sure you head over their their sites, and thank them for their freaking awesome donations.

How does this work? Below is the official Essin’ Em scavanger hunt.  Your mission, if you choose to accept it (and want the prizes…or are just bored), is to figure out the most possible answers. How? Any way you want. Many of them are here on www.Essin-Em.com, whether blog posts, or on pages, banners, etc.  Some of them, you may need to venture else where. You can ask people on Twitter, Facebook, Fetlife, etc. You can band together with other bloggers as a team (and share the prizes). You can google me. However you want to (short of showing up on my doorstep), you can find the answers.

Once you get all of the answers that you can, you needed to put up a blog post (if you don’t have a blog, you can put it up on facebook, livejournal, etc. If you don’t have ANY of those, email me, and we’ll work something out). In this post, write a little schtick about the contest and link to this page.  Then, post what you think all of the answers are. Finally, head back over here and leave a comment with a link to said post. Following that, you wait.

I’m giving y’all a MONTH to find the answers. A whole month.  Ergo, the deadline to post your post and comment here is 11:59 PM Mountain Standard Time on November 18, 2009.

There will be THREE prize packs awarded.

Prize pack one is for the entry that has the most CORRECT answers.

It will contain:

A FYN Foot long case in RED from For Your Nymphomation

A two month long, level 2 CrashPadSeries.com membership from Pink and White

A fantasy swing (worth $130!) from SexToy.com (winner will need to pay shipping)

A super fabulous Hitachi Magic Wand from Vibe Review

A Zeus Electrosex Deluxe Digital Power Box with Insertable Attachment from Extreme Restraints

Under the Bed Restraints from Babeland

Prize pack two is for the entry that had the most UNIQUE/ORIGINAL/CREATIVE answers.

It will contain:

A FYN Foot long case in BLACK from For Your Nymphomation

A two month long, level 2 CrashPadSeries.com membership from Pink and White

A Bed Bindings restraint kit from SexToy.com (winner will need to pay shipping)

A Goliath Silicone Dildo from Vibe Review

A Zeus Electrogasm from Extreme Restraints

A Thigh Harness from Babeland

Prize pack three will be drawn randomly of all the entries, so that everyone has a chance to win something.

It will contain:

A FYN Foot long case in PURPLE from For Your Nymphomation

A Tantus Ryder butt plug from SexToy.com (winner will need to pay shipping)

A bottle of Pjur Aqua water-based lubricant from Vibe Review

An Odyssey Tickler from Babeland.

A USB Charging Lelo Mia Vibrator available from www.GoodVibes.com,

Essin’ Em Scavenger Hunt

How old I am:

My real name:

The names of my cats:

The number of lettered partners (ex: Q) I have had on my blog, and list them:

Five of the companies I do review for (or have in the past):

Where my first job was in the “adult industry”:

My number one porn star crush:

What happens everytime I get another 100 followers on Twitter:

Who created my Facebook Fan Page:

One blogger who helped me to find/understand my Femme identity:

How many tattoos I have, and what they are (bonus if you know their meanings):

The other country have I lived in:

Number of states I’ve presented/taught in (bonus for which ones):

My absolute favorite toy ever is:

Two of my favorite kinky activities:

Eight sex/uality bloggers I have met in person:

Three issues I feel VERY strongly on:

Five of my top ten toys/lube/etc:

Three of the four porn companies I’ve shot for:

The color I am allergic to:

Two of my favorite colors (bonus for all three):

My degrees are in:

One of my favorite body parts:

What is special about my tongue:

Site my advice panel is on:

Site my column is on:

BONUS QUESTIONS:

The number of comments on this blog:

The number of posts on this blog: