Sexuality Happens

So my friends like to joke that I can crack walnuts with my cunt. While this is probably not quite the case (although I CAN crack walnuts with my bare hands — a skill learned from my rocking host mother in Germany), I do have pretty strong kegel muscles. I’m not going to lie; I’ve broken more than one vibrator with my cunt, and sometimes my partners tell me their hands have gotten squeezed a little too tightly.

One of my favorite toys has always been a set of SmartBalls Originals.  I love my set; I wear them around the house, when I go errands, etc. I’ve had them for two years now, and I love them.  One thing, however, I don’t love as much about them is that they’re made out of Elastomer.

Luckily, Fun Factory has come up with an alternative; SmartBalls Teneo. They’re made out of silicone, which means you can boil them (although I’ve boiled my originals, and they’re fine too). More over, they come in two sizes; Uno and Duo.  Duo looks very similar to the SmartBalls original, whereas Uno is only one ball.  Babeland was kind enough to send me a black Uno to test. It looks very similar to the above picture, but to my pleasant surprise, it didn’t have any pink on it — mine is all black.

I put a little water-based lube on it (don’t use silicone — it might melt it), and popped it in. According to the directions, the Uno is more for kegel beginners…and I am not that. I’ve been rocking kegels since high school.  While it was nice to have something to squeeze my PC muscles around, it didn’t have quite the “oomph” of the original SmartBalls, and the “oomph” that I assume the Duos would have.

While it wasn’t quite as fun and fancy for kegel exercises, it was actually really fun to keep the Uno in my cunt while I was masturbating with the Hitachi. 

I’d say this would be a good starter for someone who doesn’t have a lot of kegel background, but I think if you’ve be working on those strong PC muscles, go for the Duo.

Couple o’ notes:

*DO NOT put this (Uno, Duo or Originals) in your butt. Yes, there is a silicone cord. YES, it can break.  Do you really want ER doctors pulling SmartBalls out of your butt?

*To make the SmartBalls work, you can’t just sit there doing nothing. You either need to be actively working your kegels, or walking around. Otherwise, they don’t help.

With that in mind, I highly recommend EVERYONE with a cunt to get the Uno or Duo to give it a good work out. After all, exercise is good for the soul…or something like that!

Click here for your own set of SmartBalls Original, or SmartBalls Teneo (Uno or Duo).

-Essin’ Em