Pervy Cake Poll
Photo Credit: Charm City Cakes
So Q and I have been really nerdy as of late (or as of always), which, among other things, entails watching Food Network. This includes a lot of Ace of Cakes, about Charm City Cakes in Baltimore.
They make all sorts of amazing cakes, and have all sorts of delicious flavors.
After watching them make amazing cake after amazing cake (and harboring a mega crush on Elena), we were discussing what kind of cake we’d get. Now, there are too many awesome ideas out there, so I decided to come up with a pervy cake I wanted.
My pervy cake from CCC would be made of either chocolate raspberry or pumpkin chocolate chip cake-yness.
For a while, I was leaning towards a leopard print corset, with boob-age just pouring out of it. Then, I put in more thought to it.
It would have a base of a black Liberator Scoop. Then, on top would be a Hitachi Magic Wand (duh), and one shiny Njoy Eleven, and a sexy pair of restraints. And maybe some glitter. Cause I like sparkly things.
Sheesh. All this thinking about cake, I need to get one soon, since my birthday is next week. Maybe I’ll just get some cupcakes. Mmm.
If YOU were going to get a pervy cake, what flavor would it be, and what would it look like?
-Essin’ Em
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Ooo, do you watch Cake Boss on TLC? It’s totally the best cake show!
restraints of some kind or even better…maybe just take my HNT pic from Vegas and make that into a cake. i love that pic.
I love Ace of Cakes! Its definitely one of my favorite shows.
I’ve actually had 2 pervy cakes before. Both of them were female asses w a thong. Both chocolate w a white icing airbrushed into a darker color. I love booty, what can I say?
I’ve also seen a cake that was a pair of handcuffs on it. That one was pretty spiffy looking.
If I could do it again and have anything I wanted i’d prolly want red velvet w some sort of oreo whip cream filling and it would maybe be a torso wearing a harness and cock.