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Hello From Denver

Hello all!

What with the awesome trip to Vegas (pictures pending, although there are some awesome pictures on the Fascinations blog, courtesy of AAG), and then heading out to Denver the next day, and assuming my mother would have wireless (apparently, it went down a few months ago, and she doesn’t care to fix it), etc…I didn’t get all my planned and pre-scheduled posts up in time.  My apologies. I’ve tried over the years to be really good about always having something new up every day.

So…for today, I give to you the epicness of bridesmaid dress shopping with my BFF, and why I totally do not belong in any type of wedding store.

-Essin’ Em

bridesmaid one

Keep in mind the color for her wedding is Cornflower Blue (which Q keeps mistaking and calling Clam Chowder Blue, which amuses me to no end). However, they only have the samples for seperates in red.  With the long chiffon-y things, I totally felt like I could be a sexy brothel Madam.  My BFF did not agree.

bridesmaid two

And then I decided to play dress up a little more.

All in all, I felt fat, ugly, and disappointed at the world.  And then we went and go boba tea and I felt better.

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4 Comments so far

  1. Devin January 18th, 2010 1:33 pm

    I think you’re crazy! That dress does immense amounts of justice to your frame. And until they don’t have any sizes that zip up on you are you really allowed to feel fat and ugly at a Bridal store.

    Much love and happy thoughts coming your way!!

  2. Annabelle January 18th, 2010 7:17 pm

    Um, you are a sexy brothel madam. Duh. Even if you are wearing Clam Chowder Blue.

  3. Elise January 18th, 2010 7:23 pm

    I wish the wedding color was that gorgeously rich red. You look positively scrumptious in that dress.

  4. Angel deSanguine February 1st, 2010 9:01 pm

    Boba tea is quite possibly one of the best beverages in the world. I love it. LOVE it!

    That looks like a David’s Bridal… if it is, that’s probably why you felt like crap. They have made condescension an art form in that place. And their sizes run small because they’re assholes like that.

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