Sexuality Happens

Need a reason to have sex? I mean, other than just the tried and true “I want to have sex” one?

Luckily for you, there is now a calender…you know those tear-off-a-day-every-day calendars? This one is special – it provides 365 Reasons to Have Sex. Yup. Furnished to me by the awesome, sex-positive toy company Babeland.

Now, I’m bad at these calendar. You’re probably asking yourself (and me!) how one could be actually bad at a calendar. Well, I, like many people, have a bad tendency to forget about my day-by-day part of the calendar, and never remember to tear off the bloody days.  Luckily, this calendar is a bit different than ye olde Far Side day-by-day calendars. It has reasons to have sex. Ergo, I am much more excited to tear off the days, as I want to see what reason they have next. Even if it isn’t something I can use or even want to use, perhaps I’ll text it to Q to give her a good laught(and hell, sometimes it works!)

So…the reasons.  The whole, well, REASON for the calendar.  How are they?

Some of them are brilliant. Some of them are silly. Some of them are kind of ridiculous. And some…well…meh. But that’s to be expected with 365 reasons. I liked that each page also had a way to communicate the reason to your partner/possible partner including how bad you want sex (please/pretty please/or else/etc), where and when, what to bring, etc.  I also liked the pick up line options on the bottom.

Some were offensive. They were.  I’m going to put that out there. I don’t know how I would feel about having gotten this as a gift. However, it is very gender neutral, and if you have someone that has this type of sense of humor (not always PC), this would be a great gift for them, for sure!

Click here to get a calendar for yourself, for a friend, for family. Everyone could always use another 365 reasons to have sex.

-Essin’ Em