Sexuality Happens

Wondering what to get someone for Valentine’s Day?

Don’t worry, I’m gonna put together a cute little idea guide for this weekend.  However, I, Essin’ Em, desperately want a Vulva Puppet.

As most of you know, I’m a sexuality educator who does workshops on a variety of things regarding sexuality at places around the country.  While it’s do-able to present these classes with a Sasha Grey deep penetration pussy (which  I use because it actually has some hair on it), I would much much rather do it with a vulva puppet.  Oh Megan and Jamye Waxman have their own puppets and love them deeply.

They have big, full sized ones here on the original vulva puppets page, for $125 a piece.  Then, for those, like me, who are less endowed on the financial end, they have a series of mini vulva puppets for only $35.  Personally, I’d love either the Lilith, Venus or Bast.

Q and I don’t really celebrate V-Day.  I got her a binder last week because I know she’d really been wanting one. But how do I tell her I’ve really be wanting a vulva puppet?

If someone out there loves me a lot, has some extra $$ and wants to spoil a hard working sex educator with a vulva puppet (I’d prefer full size, but even a mini-one would be far superior to cyberskin vagina with no clit), I’d love you forever and ever.  If you’re interested, shoot me an email at EssinEm at gmail dot com, and we can talk about bartering (online/phone sex coaching, erotica, etc) and I’ll let you know where you could send it.

I know everyone (including Q and myself) is deep in debt, and I totally don’t expect it. But I mean, come on, how cool would it be to get a vulva for V-Day?

-Essin’ Em