Sexuality Happens

Thanks to the oh so lovely site VibeReview, I’ve gotten a set of Fun Factory Bendy Beads to review.

Now, if you know me, or have read me for any time, you know I’m not a huge fan of the butt sex. I’m certainly no Tristan Taormino.

I’ve tried. I have. J and I gave it a go (both directions), as did F and I.  With J, it involved some epic emotional release on both our parts, and while that was much needed, we just didn’t go there again.  F and I were interested in trying to explore more, but then with all the trust issues and breaking up, that obviously didn’t happen.

However, while chatting with Jiz Lee last January in San Francisco, I got convinced that I wanted to try some actual anal, at some point.  Not because I think it’s hot or awesome or the end all be all of sex, but because it seems like some people have a ton of fun with it. And because I’m adventureous and like doing new things.

So I asked for some anal beads. I figured they’d be a good start.  And they were. However, a large line of black bendy beads was a little intimidating to me and my little butt home.

They’re made of 100% medical grade silicone (so it means to clean, you wash them in soap and water. To sterilize, boil them 3-5 minutes, wipe them down with 10% bleach solution, or dishwash them on the top shelf with no soap).  However, as a reminder, make sure you use water-based lube with them, as silicone-based can reacted badly with the other silicone.

I’m still working on these. Apparently, I have a shy butt. Add to that a new job, not a ton of alone time, and stress, and getting things in my ass has become a little difficult.  I’ve been able to get the first two in. And you know what, for me, that’s a success.  This is definitely going to be a process.  However, that’s ok.  If anything, it’s good for people do know that not everyone goes from butt virgin to anal queen over night.

This is a good product. It’s actually probably a great product.  I’ll let you know as I get to test it out more.  I might also invest in a Flexi Felix, as I think he’s a little bit smaller and less intimidating.

And that, my dead readers, is the first step of what may become an epic anal adventure.

Click here to get your own set of Bendy Beads.