Giveaway: Tenga Egg
Ok…so this contest is mostly for the boyz. When I say boy/boi, I mean someone who has a body part that they’d like to use the freaking awesome Tenga Egg on (or a partner for such). On the other hand, it’s been pointed out to me on the Tenga Egg page at Babeland.com (contest sponsor!) that you can even turn the egg inside out and use it on a Hitachi as a fun bumpy cover, so really, it is for anyone and every one.
It’s simple to enter. Just comment and tell me your favorite food/story/word that involves eggs. Think humpy dumpty, eggs benedict, who knows!
Deadline: Friday, August 27th at 11:59PM PDT.
Shipping included for US residents. Must be 18 or over to win. That’s about it for the small print.
Here is a picture of the different individual insides of the Tenga Eggs, whether you use them as male masturbators or Hitachi Magic Wand covers.
And that’s all for now folks. It’s a pretty EGG-citing contest, so comment away!
-Essin’ Em
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My favorite episode of Married With Children had Al Bundy and his buddies lose their favorite strip club to a woman doing spoken word poetry. She started her first poem in front of the randy crowd with the line, “My eggs… My eggs… He begs, he BEGS to be the faher of my eggs…” at the end of the episode, the guys go back and see the same performer, but this time, they throw eggs at her. Classic!
My favorite would have to be a giant omlet. Love my omlets stuffed with all kinds of fillings!
I’ve always liked omelets, with lots of cheese and mushrooms. Omelets on their own are good, and mushrooms are delicious, so it’s pretty great when they’re put together.
Wow I never thought of incorporating the Tenga egg with my Hitachi Wand!
The first thing that comes to mind is Egg Thoughts by Frances the badger, do you remember that children’s book?
She sang this poem:
I do not like the way you slide,
I do not like your soft inside,
I do not like you lots of ways,
And I could do for many days
Without eggs.
But obviously she wasn’t talking about a Tenga egg. :)
What an egg-cellent contest! =)
Eggcuse me. These other posts are great, and omelette you finish, but Sexuality Happens is the greatest blog of all time!
More seriously, I’m not sure what my favorite egg story would be. See, I’m a bit of an eggnostic. And, not being an eggspert in things egg-related, I’m at something of a loss.
That said, I’m eggstatic about this contest! Purchasing things like the lovely Tenga Egg can get eggspensive, and will leave you fried. Hopefully I’ll beat the competition and not make a yolk of myself.
TBK- OMG, I used to love love love that book!
Rebecca – I honestly just laughed out loud :)
i <3 eggs. for eating. i recently had hard boiled egg whites with potato chips broken over them. strangely delicious.
my husband has ZERO sexy toys besides a vibrating ring from my friend PinkSexGeek, and it would be nice to give him something fun, because i'm having major hip surgery September 2nd and will be out of commission for at least 6 weeks. *sigh*
my ex used to work as a dominatrix. one of her clients enjoyed having a hard boiled egg inserted in his anus, and then he would be forced to walk around, clucking like a chicken. then she’d make him lay the egg. good times
I have to say, any time I hear the word “egg” I think of Dr. Seuss and Green Eggs and Ham. I grew up on those books, and they made me the Who I am today.
Glad you enjoyed my little eggperiment with puns ;)
I also wanted to reply after rereading the contest rules, to chime in to say that some of us trans girls have the body parts to make use of such a delightful egg product, too! Not just boys and bois ;)
I like playing with heuvos!