Sexuality Happens

A week or two back, I went up to NY to see Molly Crabapple’s new show at Arena Studios, which is curated by Audacia Ray. Audacia was nice enough to give a little spiel on Arena Studios, and then I was actually able to chat it up with Ms. Mollycrapple, artist, burlesque model, and all around awesome person. See artwork, and what both of them had to say:

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While up in NYC a week or so ago, I was lucky enough to garner an interview with none other than Gal Friday, the beautiful and talented burlesque dancer. See what she had to say about the art, how she got started, and a bit more :)

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So last Thursday (before I got sick), I got to go see Jamye Waxman do a reading of her new book, Getting Off (there is a link to it on Amazon on the right column, towards the bottom). Before it all went down (no pun intended), I got to do a quick interview with her; check it out!

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My life is so weird. Yes. I am aware.

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My life is so weird. Yes. I am aware.

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Ok. I haven’t gotten to see this videos – my computer for some reason won’t play anything on youtube. They may be horrible. They may be hilarious. I remember making them the same day as the holiday party…and yes, is was pre- Lili Desi’s foray with the EggNog (yes, she ACTUALLY spoke to the eggnog, I kid you not). All I know is that my entire life, the attachment for the wand (the blue one) has looked like Gonzo’s nose to me, hence the inspiration for the entire v-blog.

So here’s part one, where I am essentially scarred for life when she so viciously rips apart the Hitachi, who never even sees it coming. Luckily, she’s able to put it back together. I have a weak stomach, and have never been able to stand seeing my sex toy’s guts.

And now, part two, where Gonzo appears to give some head. I mean, to be a head, a head for the Hitachi. You know what I mean. And when I say Hitachi, I mean Ideal, because really; a weapons grade RECHARGABLE vibrator? Does it get any better than that?

I leave in a few hours to visit my hometown of Denver, (well, Lakewood to be more specific), Colorado, and I’m not sure how often I’ll be online there…but I know it will be lovely. So if I’m not on quite as much, you’ll have to forgive me!

In advance, a happy new year to every one, and safe travels if you’re taking them.

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Always Aroused Girl asked used us at EdenFantasys to do a little video blog on actual toy size versus people’s fantasies of toy sizes. So we did so. This first part is about how we do the actual measurements of toys, and we demonstrate on the “Great American Challenge” which is actually a 12″ insertable dildo (something that people ask for all the bloody time!). It’s HUGE. As in I ran away screaming when I saw it.

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Then, here is part two in which I apparently say that your vagina is bigger than your eyes, in which I was really trying to say that your eyes are bigger than your vagina (like that old cliche about eyes and stomach and don’t eat too much). I blame it all on the percocet. We show you more realistically sized toys, and talk about girth as well.

Pretty spiffy, eh? I bet you’ve been missing them…well, we’re back, and I’m in black, so we’re here to stay. Let me know what you think :)

Want to know how toys get shipped so fast from EdenFantasys? Watch me chat up our warehouse manager Johnny Dildo to talk about free shipping, gift wrapping, 7 days a week shipping, and so much more.

Oh, and watch me oh so suave-ly fall off my “chair” and then try to recover around 3:05. It’s amusing.

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These are last week’s video blogs.

In case you wonder what I do with my afternoons at work (and whether in not they involve partially nude mannequins), well, here are all the answers to your questions, all compiled into a two part video blog about spanking toys found at EdenFantasys.com

Part one is about mostly over the knee spanking.

Part two gets little feistier as I stand up…and in the end, I play Indiana Jones Dominatrix on crack gone wild….don’t ask. I need help.

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It’s pretty tame for a video blog starring yours truly (it’s actually work safe, unlike our spanking toy one which I forgot to put up last week and will totally put up tomorrow), but it’s fun and informative, and I do say the word CHANNUKAH (with emphasis on CH because it makes my partner in crime Lilli Desi laugh) like 10 times. So watch it. w00t.

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