Sexuality Happens

Here is another styling video review from Fascinations, this time of the Spareparts Joque harness. 

Thanks again to Matt, my fabulous media dude who took and cut the video.

I love love love this Spareparts Joque harness. It’s a two-strap, super comfy harness for fucktastic fucking.  Because of the design, it’s great for people of all genders (including those born with a cock), and fits regular dildos as well as double ended dildos.  Brilliant? Yes.  I’ve had one for years, and now we have a second one, because it really is that good.  I can’t wait to check out the other products coming down the Spareparts Pipeline.

Watch the sex toy video review of the Joque for the rest of my thoughts…plus I try it on to show it off, and wind up looking a little pervy.  And who doesn’t love someone looking accidentally pervy? I know I do!

Want one two? Click here to get a black one (also on the site in pink!) — choose A for the smaller and B for the larger!

-Essin’ Em

Good Vibrations was kind enough to send a copy of one of Courtney Trouble’s films to review — Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out.

Basically, think queer reality porn, similar to Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry, where a bunch of queer people are put together in a room, and get to choose who to have sex with, and what type of sex to have. And then the cameras record it. Poof.

Some of my favorite performers are in this, including Tina Horn, Carson, and Puck Goodfellow, and a bevy of newcomers I enjoyed, like Sophia St. James and Sarah Lee Sinful.

The concept, I absolutely love.  They play games like Seven Minutes in Heaven, Truth or Dare, and Spin the Bottle.  I love how it reminds me of a pervy high school party that ends with all sorts of hot raunchy play.

The sex? It’s good.  I like some scenes more than others (Carson and Puck brought a lot of awesome fuckery to their scenes, and Tina Horn spanks an ass like no one else), but others I found to be a bit to slow for me.  I like more “balls to the wall” fucking, and less of the romance (with the exception of real life couples, where I find the kissing to be incredibly hot). However, I know a lot of people who really like more of the interactive parts of porn, and I think this would actually be a great movie for people wanting to try a newer type of the “girl on girl” genre (actually, a few of the stars had never had sex with a woman/queer sex before this shoot, so it’s actually kind of really cool to get to see their first time trying news things).

While much queer porn is geared towards a specifically queer audience, I feel that this particular film would be great for people of all identities. It’s hot dyke porn, but has some similarities with the more mainstream girl-on-girl that a feel many a straight guy would enjoy watching it as much as a hetero couple, or a gaggle of queers. It really appeals to a wider variety of audiences, and I love that about this film.  I’d recommend this to most people, and right now, it’s on sale, so grab this chance to get even more affordable awesome sex positive porn before the opportunity passes you by!

Click here to get your very own copy of Seven Minutes in Heaven.

-Essin’ Em

Check out this video review of the amazing kegel exercisers known by many as Smartballs. This set of balls by Fun Factory is probably one of my favorite non-sex specific toys EVER.

Thanks to Fascinations for a) giving me the balls to review, and b) for doing such freaking fantastic video work. 

Like the Smartballs? Want to know more about them? Click here to get your very own personal set of AWESOME…

Here is my first fabulous video review (toy and video awesomeness courtesy of Fascinations!). It’s of the really cool aluminum dildo by Tantus, the Alumina Revolve. I liked it a lot, as you can see, and my vulva puppet Viviane makes a cameo as well!

Good For Her Emerging Filmmaker Award
Good For Her Feminist Porn Awards: April 8th and April 9th,2010

• Filmmakers must be 19 years old and must submit proof of age with application (Copy of valid Drivers License and/or Passport)
• Filmmakers must not have won a previous FPA award
• Filmmakers must not currently have a distribution deal.
• Filmmakers must submit a written personal statement out lining their current and/or proposed creative project(s). Personal statements must illuminate the ways in which the proposed work will contribute to feminist porn as a genre.  We want to know what you are planning on doing, how you plan to do it and why you think it’s sexy!
• Good For Her will ask for material from winner to be shown at Awards Ceremony which may or may not include video acceptance speech, current project reel and/or clips. Written statements and image to be provided by winner for use in online and print promotional material for Good For Her and sponsoring companies.
• All applicants will be notified by e-mail when material is received by Good For Her and winners will not be announced to the public until the Awards ceremony on April 9^th, 2010. Should the winner of the EFA be unable to attend the awards, Good For Her reserves the right to request a video acceptance speech prior to the event, to be submitted by winner no later than February 15, 2010.
• The costs of sending the DVD will be covered by the film-maker. We will not accept deliveries that have not been paid for. We will not be able to send any submitted work back, so do not send any masters/originals.
• The filmmaker also agrees that clippings of the film (up to 40%) may be shown on TV or online in press coverage of the event without further agreements.
• The film-makers have to confirm that neither Good For Her nor the sponsor can be sued by third parties regarding the rights of this film and accept full liability for the submission of this film which is under their copyright.
• The film-maker agrees with the submission of the film and submission form that they (the applicant) accept the rules of this competition.

The Fifth Annual Good For Her Feminist Porn Awards will be held on April 8th and 9th in Toronto Canada.

What better to do in honor of having a porn-tastic weekend than review some porn right here on Sexuality Happens.

I’ve been watching and enjoying Trannywood Pictures for quite some time – here you can see my review of Couch Surfers (the first).

It may have taken two years for them to have come out with a new DVD, but it’s worth it. Granted, I was a little heartbroken that my favorite guy, Ian Foxe, didn’t make a return, but heartbreaker Dex Hardlove and the adorable Lube Boy, Ian Sparks and much of the gang are all back in action, plus some new faces.

This gay porn with a mix of trans guys and cis guys is the only thing like it on the market, and it’s no wonder it is so popular. There isn’t much of a plot, but nor does there need to be – it’s a bunch of hot guys (including some bears – oh my!) getting in on all over the place at the Eros Center for Safe Sex.

Speaking of which, I always love that in their movies, Trannywood chooses to discuss and use safer sex.  In this one, there is a conversation between a set of partners about using barriers, and they choose not to. I’m going to assume that they are in a real life, fluid bonded relationship, and I really appreciated seeing that dialogue.  I also loved that overall, there was lots of use of condoms, dams (for analingus), gloves, etc. Oh yeah – the DVD also includes a handout on why fuck a transguy (and the other side for a cis guy) Politics in my porn; I LOVE it.

The sex scenes were hot, and one boggled my mind.  Picture two cis guys going at it, using neither of their bio cocks to fuck (until one gets a blow job at the end). It’s things like that which make me love Trannywood in the first place. I like to think a little while I jerk off, but that’s just how I roll.

While I still think that Couch Surfers (the first) was my favorite, what with Hardlove’s double fising scene (which I got to replicate in a vaginal fisting class I taught, fulfilling that fantasy), I definitely enjoyed CS2 – great quality of film production, hot cock sucking, rimming and fucking, and a fun musical score.  Whether you like gay male porn, or love seeing FTMs in actions, I think this is definitely worth a shot. Don’t forget, V-day is coming up…order one for your sweetie.

You can get your own copy of Couch Surfers 2 at Smitten Kitten by clicking here!

-Essin’ Em

I found this lovely video through the rocking and pervy Mollena. I then proceeded to shoot iced tea out my nose when he bespoke of his uber dominant cock.

So please enjoy the reasons why dominants can’t play a simple game of cards together.

Thanks Mollena!

-Essin’ Em

Ok, I’m assuming that everyone read about my blogiversary contest.  If you didn’t, just click the link.

There were some outstanding entries, both in the accuracy and creativity divisions. The accuracy one is much easier to judge. While a few of the answers have a bit of a spectrum, most are correct or in correct.  However, I’m having a hell of a time judging the creative side!  Remember, this is not about correctness of answers, but about the awesome creativity and uniqueness of delivery. This is where you, dear readers, come in. I have three entries I’ve selected as the most creative. I need you to watch/click through/read the three, and let me know which one YOU think deserves Prize Pack Two:

A FYN Foot long case in BLACK from For Your Nymphomation

A two month long, level 2 CrashPadSeries.com membership from Pink and White

A Bed Bindings restraint kit from SexToy.com (winner will need to pay shipping)

A Goliath Silicone Dildo from Vibe Review

A Zeus Electrogasm from Extreme Restraints

A Thigh Harness from Babeland

To vote, just leave a comment here for either Andrea, Jexibitionism, or Heather by the 28th, and I’ll have all three winners posted on the 30th.

Thanks,

-Essin’ Em

Andrea, FROM GERMANY, made me a freaking youtube video of the answers, as shown here (with fabulous music choices including Goldfrapp and Goddes and She!!):

And then, there was Jexibitionism, with an awesomely photoshopped entry (my favorite part? Kali rocking out on the Liberator Scoop, which is so true to life!).

On the other hand, Heather_Daisy from FetLife entered with a creative writing sample, as seen below (because who doesn’t want to be viewed as a sex savvy super hero? COME ON!):

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…Essin’ Em, the sex-positive superhero! Traveling throughout the world, she shares toys, lube and knowledge to make the world a happier, more sex-filled place.

VITAL STATS

Alter Ego: Shanna Katz

Age: 23

Education: Before donning her superhero garb, Shanna received a bachelor’s degree in Sociology and German and a master’s degree in Human Sexuality Education.

Last Known Whereabouts: Recently seen in Colorado, Essin’ Em has also been spotted helping spread the joys of sex in the six states of New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Colorado, California, and Washington as well as Germany.

Primary Ability: While her ability to come copiously is well-known, Essin’ Em’s superpower is communication. Although the fact that she can roll her tongue is worth noting.

Primary Weapon: The Hitachi Magic Wand is this supergal’s most powerful tool to help one of her favorite body parts – the cunt. Some of her other favorite doodads in her arsenal against bad sex include Lelo, Smartballs, Thigh Harness, Pjur’s Body Glide, and vampire gloves.

Trademark Outfit: Dressed to kill in cat’s eye glasses and her flame corset (featuring fave colors red and black), Essin’ Em eschews the traditional spandex for something a little bit more conducive to some of her kinkier activities, including fire play and forced orgasms. Unlike other sexy superheroes, she does not wear pink.

Identifying Marks: Essin’ Em might be one of the few tatooed superheroes (most people have never seen the skull and crossbones tattoo on Wonder Woman’s inner thigh). She currently has 5 tattoos, including a femme spiral, a pig with wings, a crescent moon w/ stars and tears, an ‘all who wander are not lost’ quote, and two people embracing. While some bystanders have sworn that the tattoos physically leave her body and aid her in her fight against phthalates, no current photo or video recordings exist to prove this urban myth.

Sidekicks / Known Associates: Essin’ Em has been romantically linked with a number of other delightfully deviant perverts, including K, F, J, M, L, S, and her current partner, Q.

Essin’ Em belongs to The League of Extraordinary Bloggers, which are like the Superfriends, but with more sex. Some of these bloggers that Essin’ Em has been known to pal around with include Audacia Ray, Jamye Waxman, Lolita Wolf, Sasha Sappho, Fivestar, Always Aroused Girl, Vera Worthington, and Sinclair Sexmith, who has also been nicknamed “the Femme Finder” for her ability to help young lesbians find their identity.

Kali and Kinsey, two feisty cats, occasionally accompany Essin’ Em and help her review the non-sexual benefits of Liberator furniture.

BRIEF BIOGRAPHY She isn’t an alien from another world. She wasn’t bitten by a radioactive spider. She didn’t see her parents killed by an evil villain. Essin’ Em is just a girl trying to bring a lot of joy…and a lot orgasms…to the good people of this little blue planet.

Essin’ Em entered the kinky superhero world via her first job in the “adult industry,” as a reviewer for EdenFantasys. This led her to work with a variety of organizations to help battle bad sex, including popular toy producers For Your Nymphomation, Liberator, Babeland, Extreme Restraints, and Good Vibrations as well as porn producers Crash Pad, GoodDykePorn, and NoFauxxx.

When she’s not lusting after Jiz Lee or trying to make the world a better place by fighting for homosexual, animal and gender rights, Essin’ Em spends her time giving advice via The Lesbian Lifestyle, Out Front Colorado, and her Facebook fan page, which was set up by The Kinky Librarian.

If all has gone right (and I hope to various deities that it has), we will be in Phoenix tonight, at our new condo that we’re renting, ready to sign the lease.

I won’t have internet for a while until I can get it all hooked up, so posts will be pre-written, and it might take me a while to get to emails…

While you’re waiting for me, my awkwardness, and my snarkiness to return, please enjoy the video below about the concept of lesbians and U-Hauls. I’m not sure whether to laugh or shake my head.

-Essin’ Em

My good friend Sasha Sappho posted this on her blog a while ago, and I just re-discovered it. Enjoy.

(PS – for anyone that didn’t know, I’m one of “those gays”)

-Essin’ Em